You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Miriel Undomiel]

I was shouting, "BILBO!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!!" Now that movie is known around my household as Hobbit From Hell.

I know *high squely monica-from-friends voice*
That's exactly how I reacted when I saw Johnny Depp in before night falls (He was dressed like a woman (not like in 'ed wood') and had a book script shoved up his rectum ).