What happens when I am bored.......

[Maeggaladiel]

You could probably downsize nearsighted Galadriel on paint. Paste the image, go to IMAGE at the top toolbar, click Sketch/Skew, and then type in how small you want to make it. That's how I make my avatars.

And I'd like to apologise to you, O Lady of the Lenses. I've been typing your name with an underslash between Eowyn and Skywalker instead of a space. I tried sending you a PM this morning and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't go through. I'll change my sig right now so it says your actual name. I'm so horrid! *cries*

~MaEgGalAdieL oF tHe fOuR eYEs

(YoO no, tHuh SmArt wOn!)

[Eowyn Skywalker]

I DID downsize the cursed thing on paint... grrrrrr... and IT'S STILL TOO BIG! Oh well, I'll bring it into Adobe, and make it a JPEG later...

Hey, who wants to see another picture of 'me' coughEowynSkywalkercough? Oh well, I'll post it anyhow. Sadly, it is not my work, but it's still a great picture of Eowyn...


I'd use it as a sig, but this is the Barrow-downs... they don't let you use pics... and I understand why too...

Hey, I'm in your signature!!! Coolness!!!

I'll bet that no one knew I was an elf!

-Eowyn Skywalker the nearsighted Jedi Shieldmaiden who's actually an elf in disguse and has finally mentioned that fact so that she could join with the others of her kind...

[Maeggaladiel]

That's a good one! Love the lightsaber.

Here's a new revision of a possible title for you, O Lady of the Lenses: *takes deep breath*

Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted Elven Pirate Jedi Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Lady of the Lenses of DOOOM! *GASP* *GASP* Man, that actually *gasp* winded me *gasp* trying to say that *gasp* in one breath! *gasp!* Did I mention that I'm nearsighted AND asthmatic? *face turns blue from lack of oxygen*

~Maeg*gasp*galad*gasp*riel

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Actually, make that... Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM!

There. Gasp... cough... cough... did I say that in one breath...? Cough cough cough... aaak.........

PS: Garlic is evil, and never eat a raw clove.

Are you REALLY Astmatic? Because, if you are.... well... I'm scared now... (coughIhaveastmabutican'tspellitcough)

I'm bored now... *skips off to do something about that...*

-Eowyn Skywalker *see really long title that is above*

[Maeggaladiel]

Actually, make that... Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM!

What, nothing about Princess Bride? LOL!!! Perhaps we should add "Destroyer of Garlic" to your title. Why not? What's the world record for longest title? I bet you could break it!!

Yep, I really am asthmatic. And I can spell it! (cUz I iS SmARt!!) Heh heh!!

~Maeggaladiel the Nearsighted Asthmatic Tall and Thin Femme-Four-Eyes President and Poster Child of the Society for Nearsighted Elves, Lover of Pirates, Creator of Random Insanity, Knight of the Square Table, Princess of Power, Too-Much-Time-On-My-Hands, Made Late for Class Because She Spent Too Much Time Writing This Title!!

*cough cough* I *wheeze* did it!!! *dies* (again)

[Eowyn Skywalker]

Oaky, okay, let's make that:

Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM who would've destroyed the garlic, but she can't see far enough to do that, and has married Anakin Skywalker, or will, as soon as she finds her glasses, which Anakin stole because I stole his Garlic, so I guess that makes us even but who cares because I am still Agent Eowyn Skywalker, nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden of Rohan and Yavin 4 and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOOM.

There... have I broken the record? (Has attack, and finds that she cannot breathe, and therefore, has to find her inhaler...)

-Evilish Agent Eowyn Skywalker, Nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed Pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden and Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOM who would've destroyed the garlic, but she can't see far enough to do that, and has married Anakin Skywalker, or will, as soon as she finds her glasses, which Anakin stole because I stole his Garlic, so I guess that makes us even but who cares because I am still Agent Eowyn Skywalker, nearsighted conspiring Elven uncursed pirate Jedi Padawan-with-a-slightly-odd-streak Shieldmaiden of Rohan and Yavin 4, Esteemed Powerful Lady of the Lenses of DOOOOOM, killer of the Garlic of Doom, creator of the Candies of DOOM! and insane member of the nearsighted elves and now can't breathe...

Anakin: Umm, my co-author has just passed out, so if you'll give us a moment...

*static* *more static*

THE RING MUST BE DESTROYED!!!

Anakin V.O: Hey, who turned the Fellowship of the Ring on?

[Amariden Ravenhill]

My title: Amariden Ravenhill, Hobbit of the Shire, Ranger-in-training, padawan of Boromir, cursed pirate-who-is-a-friend-of-Captain Jack Sparrow, Will pranking, Agent scaring, Elizabeth Swann bashing, orc mauling, glasses wearing, retainer owning, sword-weilding hobbit warrior Wizard of Much Random Weirdness,