Lord of the Pants...

[THE Ka]

Originally Posted by *Arwen*

'Kay here's some more...

Legolas: This is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir to the pants of Gondor.

Gandalf: remember, the pants want to be found...

Aragorn to Arwen: You said you would bind your pants to me.

Pippin: Oh, that's nice, ash on my pants!

Merry: That was the biggest pants yet!
Pippin: Let's get another

Sam: Pants! And mighty big ones too! (from the book)

Boromir: I would have followed you my brother, my captain, my pants! (the tearjerker turned funny)

TEARJERKER TURNED FUNNY!? HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF BOROMIR!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE KA! ( don't wet your pants just yet, i'm only kiddin')

okay, let me have a go:

As we all know, ( or only MAD magazine knows) Michael Flatley is known as the lord of the pants... so here's my skitt...

by the way, michael is going to be Frodo...

Boromir: "Why are you so unfriendly?" "i am a true man, neither thief nor tracker. I need your pants for tonight at the Ka's big disco spin down; but i give you my word that i do not desire to keep it. Will you not at least let me make trial of my plan? THE Ka's going to be there and so is Gandalf Goldmember. Lend me the pants!"

michael: "No no!"

boromir: "it is by our own folly that the Enemie's disco beats us!"