101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-09-2004, 03:40 PM

SamwiseGamgee: "Beer? Yeuch! Tempt me not with yon devilry!"

Saraphim · 06-10-2004, 04:37 AM

Maeg: Glasses? No, these aren't perscription!
Eowyn Skywalker: I hope you all are ready to do some serious discussing around here. And no more garlic, by the way.
Saraphim: I'm going to stop picking on the NSES members, because it's just no fun.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 06-10-2004, 04:27 PM

Saucepan Man:" "

Kransha: any monosyllabic word

davem: "I give up"

Bethberry: "You are a terrible writer"

Aman: "My character's name is Zanzibar Zulu Zex"

Audreidi · 06-10-2004, 05:55 PM

Audreidi: (rolls eyes) Oh, come on, guys. Really. I think this hot pink skanky dress with the frills and lace looks great on me. Forget posting on that stupid forum; 24-HOUR SHOE SHOPPING MARATHON!! Who's with me?

Jandalf: I hate Obi-Wan. I hate Star Wars. I hate being tall. I hate Lord of the Rings. The books make me fall asleep. I know everything about this forum.

Audreidi: She had absolutely no sarcasm in her voice whatsoever.

Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring.

Audreidi: Let's hold a fantasy-book-burning party. Who wants to come?

**The Saucepan Man** · 06-10-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Saucepan Man:" "

I am speechless!

Oh, hang on, no I'm not ...

Fordim Hedgethistle: Bah! Why does everyone always ignore my threads?

Davem: C'mon folks, lighten up. It's just a story.

Eowyn Skywalker · 06-10-2004, 08:56 PM

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Eowyn Skywalker: I hope you all are ready to do some serious discussing around here. And no more garlic, by the way

How well you know me... HOWEVER did you assume that I don't exactly have serious discussions most of the time...? *giggles insanely*

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Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring.

*Blinks* ME?! BORING?! ...thank goodness that this is things that we would NEVER post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right? *peers at screen* RIGHT...?

Audriedi/Jandalf: I hate being tall! I'm going to cut off my legs so that I can become a Hobbit! And besides, I don't like the fact that (put my real name here) is shorter than I am. That is not right in a Padawan... I think I am going to move to the Shire, where I'll fit in better. I know everything. I HATE Obi-Wan and Han Solo. Who would like stupid forums or RPGs anyhow? Blah. Plus, Wizards are dumb.

Maeggaladiel: Glasses are boring. I think that anyone who wears them are dumb. Plus, all elves should have perfect vision, or else someone should shoot them... they are a disgrace to the elven race!

Bekah: Pirates of the Carrabean is the most boring book out there... errr... I mean movie. Plus, Jack is ugly, and I can SO see just fine!

The Barrow-wight: *put about 20 smileys here* YO, WASSUP. R U KWEL WITH THIS OOC CNOVERATON, CUZ I AM. KEEP IT UP, DUDES. *more smileys* Plus, I am going to reinstate the pictures in the sigs, everyone must put wallpapers in their sigs!

Everyone picks on Mods anyhow...

The Perky Ent: Quizzes are dumb. So are RPGs.

And, might as well pick on myself...

Eowyn Skywalker: I hate being a Padawan. I don't like Star Wars anymore either. Also, I hate being short. I want to be nine feet tall. Bye bye, Jandalf, you're too annoying to be my master, anyhow... now, where are those serious conversations... I have some awsome information to throw at everyone regarding Unfinished Tales... plus, I filmed HoME in my spare time...

-Eowyn Skywalker

HerenIstarion · 06-11-2004, 06:00 AM

Saulotus/Bob Wehadababyitsaboy: We-e-ell, I'm not sure what you talk about here, that is, what later writings? Does not Tolkine (or is it Tolkeen? um, whatever) write Bored by the Rings? Quite good read there was on it, they say (I haven't read it, but people keep talking) but what is the fuss about some changes made later on? Who'd seen those, where were those published? And, after all, what's pubslihed posthumously does not count anyway...

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 06-11-2004, 10:28 AM

The Chief Wight - I'm opening a new public forum entirely devoted to Pokémon.

Sharkû - A, la belle Français. C'est une langue magnifique!

Mister Underhill - Serious discussion alone is valid. Your laughter insults us all.

Thenamir - Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!

Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull.

Legolas - Who cares what it says in the books? Opinion is paramount

The Saucepan Man - Cryptic crosswords are silly. I don't understand what the point is in them.

Lush - Every square millimetre of exposed flesh is a crime, and Russian literature is dull, dull, dull

Bêthberry - There's no value in applying critical theory to Tolkien's works: alone in world literature, they transcend analysis.

Child of the Seventh Age - The eighties were the best time to be a Tolkien fan. It's all been downhill since then

Estelyn - Roleplaying is a serious business. Parodying it is counter-productive.

Kuruharan - My least favourite character of all is Chrysophylax Dives: a poor effort

Rimbaud - Symbolism was the most sterile and uninteresting movement in the history of poetry.

lindil - The 1977 Silmarillion is an entirely flawless synthesis of Tolkien's pre-Third-Age writings. I can't think of a single improvement that could be made apart from making it into an all-action blockbuster movie.

Diamond 18 - Self-test quizzes? What are those?

Well, that's all we have time for here at the Amon Rûdh Parody Scriptorium. You may now poke fun amongst yourselves.

06-09-2004, 03:40 PM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	SamwiseGamgee: "Beer? Yeuch! Tempt me not with yon devilry!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-10-2004, 04:37 AM	#2
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Maeg: Glasses? No, these aren't perscription! Eowyn Skywalker: I hope you all are ready to do some serious discussing around here. And no more garlic, by the way. Saraphim: I'm going to stop picking on the NSES members, because it's just no fun. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

06-10-2004, 05:55 PM	#4
Audreidi Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: I'm not sure anymore, on account of my being dead and all. Posts: 20	Audreidi: (rolls eyes) Oh, come on, guys. Really. I think this hot pink skanky dress with the frills and lace looks great on me. Forget posting on that stupid forum; 24-HOUR SHOE SHOPPING MARATHON!! Who's with me? Jandalf: I hate Obi-Wan. I hate Star Wars. I hate being tall. I hate Lord of the Rings. The books make me fall asleep. I know everything about this forum. Audreidi: She had absolutely no sarcasm in her voice whatsoever. Jandalf: Dang right. And I don't think I want Eowyn (without an S) to be my Padawan anymore. She's just getting boring. Audreidi: Let's hold a fantasy-book-burning party. Who wants to come? __________________ Hold on, my train of thought derailed. And it's some undertaking to get it back on track, I can tell you... --Audreidi & Jandalf, proud members and Twins of Optometry for the Society of Nearsighted Elves

06-11-2004, 06:00 AM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Saulotus/Bob Wehadababyitsaboy: We-e-ell, I'm not sure what you talk about here, that is, what later writings? Does not Tolkine (or is it Tolkeen? um, whatever) write Bored by the Rings? Quite good read there was on it, they say (I haven't read it, but people keep talking) but what is the fuss about some changes made later on? Who'd seen those, where were those published? And, after all, what's pubslihed posthumously does not count anyway... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

06-11-2004, 10:28 AM	#8
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	More quotes from the anti-Downs The Chief Wight - I'm opening a new public forum entirely devoted to Pokémon. Sharkû - A, la belle Français. C'est une langue magnifique! Mister Underhill - Serious discussion alone is valid. Your laughter insults us all. Thenamir - Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains! Heren Istarion - I skip the poems. Poetry is dull. Legolas - Who cares what it says in the books? Opinion is paramount The Saucepan Man - Cryptic crosswords are silly. I don't understand what the point is in them. Lush - Every square millimetre of exposed flesh is a crime, and Russian literature is dull, dull, dull Bêthberry - There's no value in applying critical theory to Tolkien's works: alone in world literature, they transcend analysis. Child of the Seventh Age - The eighties were the best time to be a Tolkien fan. It's all been downhill since then Estelyn - Roleplaying is a serious business. Parodying it is counter-productive. Kuruharan - My least favourite character of all is Chrysophylax Dives: a poor effort Rimbaud - Symbolism was the most sterile and uninteresting movement in the history of poetry. lindil - The 1977 Silmarillion is an entirely flawless synthesis of Tolkien's pre-Third-Age writings. I can't think of a single improvement that could be made apart from making it into an all-action blockbuster movie. Diamond 18 - Self-test quizzes? What are those? Well, that's all we have time for here at the Amon Rûdh Parody Scriptorium. You may now poke fun amongst yourselves. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

06-10-2004, 04:27 PM	#3
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Saucepan Man:" " Kransha: any monosyllabic word davem: "I give up" Bethberry: "You are a terrible writer" Aman: "My character's name is Zanzibar Zulu Zex"