What LOTR charaters would write on a Valentine's Card

[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Since out-of-season seasonal repeats seem to be à la mode at the moment, I'm resurrecting this one for no easily explicable reason.

It's a lesser-known fact that each year, Sauron would send each of the Nazgûl a little note expressing his appreciation for their loyal service:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fell for my ring trick
So now I own you.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, suckers.

While each year the Brown Lands were found dotted with little pieces of discarded bark inscribed: "Come back to me, come back to me, and say my land is best."