101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-16-2004, 03:15 PM

obloquy : "Actually, forget that last remark. I'm not too interested in Legolas's hair colour at all. Who in their right mind would contemplate that aspect of Legolas when we could be discussing how essential he was to the plot. Let's face it, he carried the story during the first two books. Tolkien was basically giving him a break in RotK, however he still found time to give him several witty and distinctive lines. A true character for the ages."

Eowyn Skywalker · 06-16-2004, 06:31 PM

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Eowyn Skywalker: Oh, good. I hated chatting with Jandalf on MSN anyway. And I don't really want to marry Anakin. Conspiracies are so boring. I think I'm going to apply for a spot on Survivor and sell everything that remotely resembles a computer in my house.

...umm... well... erk... I'm speechless, and very flustered now. HOW COULD YOU EVEN DARE THINK THAT I WOULD GET RID OF MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?!?!?! I mean, I NEED that!!!! But you need to change that to "And I don't really want to marry Anakin, I think I'm going to marry Legolas instead".

Audreidi: i'm so gld that i've disovered this tihng caled weading dandiloins, its so fn. obi-1 is ugly" and i h8 hm, cuz he stnks, and i'm gonna marry harry potter becse taht movie is way btter thn ltor.

(Note awful spelling... snrk)

Agent Evenstar: No, Agent Vader is weird, and I think I hate him. I need a new co-author... I want GIMLI! Gimli's so hot, he's got the cutest beard, and the prettyest axe, and the brownest eyes, and OOOOOOOO... I'm so blond! I love Mary-Sue!!! I also love my blond hair!

Any mod: We need more forums for those books based on Peter Jackson's movie...

Any mod: I know that there are twenty other discussions on Balrog's wings, but who cares anyhow? I think I'll sticky them just so that everyone can see what diverse opinions we have... what do you mean, they say the same thing? They are different threads, aren't they? I'M BANNING WHOEVER SAID THAT!!!! I AM ALL POWERFUL, AND NO ONE STANDS IN MY WAY!!!!!!

Me: I'm just posting to agree with whatever you were saying about the hotness of Legolas.

-Eowyn Skywalker

Oddwen · 06-16-2004, 07:45 PM

Anyone: "Naw, I don't think I'll post what I'd never post."

Vuelve · 06-16-2004, 08:50 PM

The Saucepan Man\The Perky Ent- "You got me. Thats one quizz question that I just can't answer, and quite frankly I'm just too lazy to go look it up."

Vuelve(Me) - Anything half-way intelligent and/or humorus.

Vuelve(Me) - Anything lengthy and intellengent in the Silm. forum.

Arwen Evenstar · 06-17-2004, 03:12 PM

I for one would never post that I saw RotK twice illegally before it came out. Not that I ever did such a thing! Uh... you believe me right?

elfearz1 · 06-17-2004, 10:15 PM

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Meela: "Denethor who?"

hahahahaha

me: you guys are too silly for me, I think we need to be more serious here!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 06-19-2004, 08:33 PM

I feel so left out...

Must be nobody knows me well enough to write an anti-me.

Keeper of Dol Goldur: Melkor? Thu? The Witch King? Bah, phooey. The books would have been FAR better if no bad guys were involved. Tolkien could have written about... oh... a hobbit dancing competition or something. Yeah... that would have been great.

Lady Snickerdoodle: Legolas? Who's he? Oh wait... didn't that guy... um... Orblin or something play him? Yeah.... no wait... it was Orlibon! Right?

Mithadan: Oh by the way, my name means Bunny Rabbit in Klingon.

Pathetic, I know, but I tried.

Fea

06-16-2004, 03:15 PM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	obloquy : "Actually, forget that last remark. I'm not too interested in Legolas's hair colour at all. Who in their right mind would contemplate that aspect of Legolas when we could be discussing how essential he was to the plot. Let's face it, he carried the story during the first two books. Tolkien was basically giving him a break in RotK, however he still found time to give him several witty and distinctive lines. A true character for the ages." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-16-2004, 07:45 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Anyone: "Naw, I don't think I'll post what I'd never post." __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-16-2004, 08:50 PM	#4
Vuelve Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: A portal to an alternate dimension at your local Wal-Mart store. Posts: 161	The Saucepan Man\The Perky Ent- "You got me. Thats one quizz question that I just can't answer, and quite frankly I'm just too lazy to go look it up." Vuelve(Me) - Anything half-way intelligent and/or humorus. Vuelve(Me) - Anything lengthy and intellengent in the Silm. forum. __________________ Now, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder? Disorder! - Toxicity-System of A Down

06-19-2004, 08:33 PM	#7
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	I feel so left out... Must be nobody knows me well enough to write an anti-me. Keeper of Dol Goldur: Melkor? Thu? The Witch King? Bah, phooey. The books would have been FAR better if no bad guys were involved. Tolkien could have written about... oh... a hobbit dancing competition or something. Yeah... that would have been great. Lady Snickerdoodle: Legolas? Who's he? Oh wait... didn't that guy... um... Orblin or something play him? Yeah.... no wait... it was Orlibon! Right? Mithadan: Oh by the way, my name means Bunny Rabbit in Klingon. Pathetic, I know, but I tried. Fea __________________ peace

06-17-2004, 03:12 PM	#5
Arwen Evenstar Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 131	I for one would never post that I saw RotK twice illegally before it came out. Not that I ever did such a thing! Uh... you believe me right?