Lord of the Pants...

[Lady of the Pants]

As Lady of the Pants, I have something to contribute to this thread. I agree that J.K. Rowling is a git for killing off Sirius. But, she is still my favorite author ( next to Tolkien, of course! ) and I look forward to reading the sixth Harry Potter book when it comes out...in a blue moon. I should get started with my Pants business before I get mauled by the other members of the site!

Orc: What about their pants? They don't need those!

Denethor: You will not take my pants from me!

That's all I can think of now. The good ones were already taken. Oh, and I found
Durin's Pants to be very disturbing and funny. Signing off!

~Lady of the Pants (Hey, there has to be more than four major female roles in LotR. Tolkien most likely wasn't a supporter of women's rights.*sniff,sniff*