I hope this is a joke...

[HerenIstarion]

Ah, this one was even more than mildly amusing :

Aragorn uses his powers of persuasion to great effect, promising the dead army commander that, if they will risk possible death on behalf of Gondor, he will reward them with death

[Nilaraniel]

I tried to trick my dad last night...I printed out the webpage and pretended to be mad and went to go read him what the "moron" wrote...I died laughing through the FIRST reason and he instantly knew it was a parody...he loved it.
Watch who you call morons for believing it! I half-believed, but of course it WAS 2 in the morning and I may have been slightly drunk by that time... so I have an excuse right? Kidding, kidding... Anyway, glad my half-moronic self was able to get a fun thread started for once.

Nilaraniel

[Lathriel]

I know that it is a joke but I don't like that website. I think lots of the jokes are very lame. Howver I just ignore the website and try not to annoy myself about the stupid jokes they put on there.

[The Only Real Estel]

I thought a lot of them were funny too, these are just a few of my favorites:

Why, in part 1, is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?

Why couldn't Frodo have been played by Christopher Walken?

(Any of us who have ever complained about the casting should never do so again !)

Why couldn't Bilbo have been played by Vin Diesel?

(See above)

Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

(Gotta love that one, huh Lush?)

Gandalf's smoke boat at Bilbo's party is pretty impressive, but smoke cannot be made to travel horizontally, thus revealing it to be nothing but a cheap special effect.

Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two.

There really are to many, & I shouldn't be flooding the topic with things you guys can read for yourself, but I still liked those .

[Carnimírië]

Ok, I read it again, and this is more than mildly amusing:

Too many characters to keep track of. The dwarf was clearly only there as a token dwarf character to sell tickets to lucrative movie-going dwarf demographic. Lose him.