Defective Weapons Inc.

[Audreidi]

Heh...nooooo, Perky, "kavamm" is the exclusive property of my twin sister Jandalf, who is Eowyn Skywalker's Master in Jediland.

Here's some defective enemy for you:

The Fellowship comes up to the entrance into Moria...except they are somewhat delayed at the sight of a buffet table set up close to the doors.

GOLLUM: (checks meat) Calamari, anyone?

ARAGORN: What the...you fried the Watcher.

SAM: Hey, Mr. Frodo, we've got a Japanese culinary professional on our hands.

HOBBITS: FOOD!!!