Defective Weapons Inc.

[The Perky Ent]

Here's some:

Boromir: The blade that cut the ring *pricks his finger* It's still sharp!

Oh wait, that happened. How about,

Gimli: Well what are we waiting for? YA! *slams ax at the one ring * *ax breaks* *ring doesn't*

Wait, that happened too! Hmm...how about

Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. Things that were, things that are, and some things...that have not yet come to pass
*frodo looks in and sees stuff*
*eye on sauron appears and ring sinks into the water*
*frodo pulls the chain back, but the ring is gone*
Frodo: Oops