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Nirvana II · 07-12-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by The Perky Ent

And Gandalf as a owner of one of those hoky fireworks stores you find on the interstate.

In Virginia there's a small store called Stuckey's....they sell everything from M-80's to M-16's

ninlaith · 07-13-2004, 05:42 PM

I've heard there haven't been many applicants for the doorman position in Bree lately....wonder why..???

Lalwendë · 07-14-2004, 01:48 PM

Heh!

Grima Wormtongue would be a 'special adviser' to the Government, like Peter Mandelson. Aragorn could be an eco-warrior, like Swampy, but a whole lot less dopey. When he got older he'd give up the eco-warrior thing and take up his father's company directorship, but he would instill a sense of 'corporate responsibility'. Then he'd marry a posh girl! Samwise would be a presenter on Gardener's World. Or Animal Hospital. Elrond would be a Headmaster. Saruman might be a TV hypnotist. And Sauron would be a boss I used to have.

Morai · 07-15-2004, 02:42 PM

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Saruman might be a TV hypnotist.

Or one of those annoying people on the other side of the "Psychic Hotline."

Gandalf would be a very famous magician. He'd do birthdays, anniversarys, or any other special event. Of course, he would insist on smoking.

elronds_daughter · 07-15-2004, 05:37 PM

Yeah, the Aragorn-as-a-Forest-Ranger thing makes a lot of sense. really.

how 'bout Boromir as a fencing(sp?) instructor? or any of the Rohirrim as horse-back riding instructors.

One of the Nine · 07-15-2004, 07:18 PM

What about orcs? I think they should have the title of "terrorists" personally. And maybe, just maybe, the Nazgul could try their hand at being flying instructors.

yavanna II · 07-16-2004, 05:47 AM

Gimli as the jewelry expert
Feanor as the great big Communist (sorry but i have Communist beliefs; if you have, you'd get it)
Elrond as the boring know-it-all professor of history
Arwen as the stupid girl in salons
Frodo as a weak li'l guy who never got work w/o Gandalf or Sam

Sam as a botanist
Gandalf as an expert in fireworks and nukes

07-13-2004, 05:42 PM	#2
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	I've heard there haven't been many applicants for the doorman position in Bree lately....wonder why..??? Last edited by ninlaith; 07-14-2004 at 02:33 PM.

07-15-2004, 05:37 PM	#5
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Yeah, the Aragorn-as-a-Forest-Ranger thing makes a lot of sense. really. how 'bout Boromir as a fencing(sp?) instructor? or any of the Rohirrim as horse-back riding instructors. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

07-15-2004, 07:18 PM	#6
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	What about orcs? I think they should have the title of "terrorists" personally. And maybe, just maybe, the Nazgul could try their hand at being flying instructors. __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....

07-14-2004, 01:48 PM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Heh! Grima Wormtongue would be a 'special adviser' to the Government, like Peter Mandelson. Aragorn could be an eco-warrior, like Swampy, but a whole lot less dopey. When he got older he'd give up the eco-warrior thing and take up his father's company directorship, but he would instill a sense of 'corporate responsibility'. Then he'd marry a posh girl! Samwise would be a presenter on Gardener's World. Or Animal Hospital. Elrond would be a Headmaster. Saruman might be a TV hypnotist. And Sauron would be a boss I used to have.

07-16-2004, 05:47 AM	#7
yavanna II Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: in my own little world Posts: 142	Gimli as the jewelry expert Feanor as the great big Communist (sorry but i have Communist beliefs; if you have, you'd get it) Elrond as the boring know-it-all professor of history Arwen as the stupid girl in salons Frodo as a weak li'l guy who never got work w/o Gandalf or Sam Sam as a botanist Gandalf as an expert in fireworks and nukes