What if's, franchises, and humor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Bombadil · 07-13-2004, 10:23 PM

Elven cloaks are nice...but I'm sure Harry Potter's invisibility cloak would've fared much better for all...

HerenIstarion · 07-14-2004, 02:14 AM

Helicopter is a good idea, but we need greater scope! Why bother yourself flying, when you can use Rivendell Nuclear Plant facilities? One Ring in, a lot of cheap power to light elven lanterns out...

Essex · 07-14-2004, 10:21 AM

What about giving the ring to a really large bird to fly to Mount Doom and drop into the Cracks of Doom?

ninlaith · 07-14-2004, 11:12 AM

yeah just have one of the eagles do it. It'll be fine.

One of the Nine · 07-14-2004, 11:23 AM

I have an idea, what about computers, or a mail system. Just send the Ring to: Mount Doom PO box 18526 Mount Doom, Mordor, then be done with it.

ninlaith · 07-14-2004, 02:37 PM

good one. I have a joke I've been thinking about for awhile.

setting: Karadhras

Legolas walking on top of snow and falls through

Frodo looks up and says "Yeah, you're real magical!"

Bombadil · 07-14-2004, 04:49 PM

How about constructing a mount doom replica! Way up north past the shire. Make it within walking distance for Frodo.

07-13-2004, 10:23 PM	#1
Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Old Forest Posts: 488	Elven cloaks are nice...but I'm sure Harry Potter's invisibility cloak would've fared much better for all... __________________ "'Eldest, that's what I am... Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn... He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.'"

07-14-2004, 02:14 AM	#2
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	helicopters, shmelicotpers... Helicopter is a good idea, but we need greater scope! Why bother yourself flying, when you can use Rivendell Nuclear Plant facilities? One Ring in, a lot of cheap power to light elven lanterns out... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

07-14-2004, 11:23 AM	#5
One of the Nine Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In my mind. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Posts: 84	I have an idea, what about computers, or a mail system. Just send the Ring to: Mount Doom PO box 18526 Mount Doom, Mordor, then be done with it. __________________ I have a very short attention span, and it sometimes affects me when I'm, ooo a squirrel....

07-14-2004, 04:49 PM	#7
Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Old Forest Posts: 488	How about constructing a mount doom replica! Way up north past the shire. Make it within walking distance for Frodo. __________________ "'Eldest, that's what I am... Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn... He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.'"

07-14-2004, 10:21 AM	#3
Essex Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Essex, England Posts: 886	What about giving the ring to a really large bird to fly to Mount Doom and drop into the Cracks of Doom?

07-14-2004, 11:12 AM	#4
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	yeah just have one of the eagles do it. It'll be fine.

07-14-2004, 02:37 PM	#6
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	good one. I have a joke I've been thinking about for awhile. setting: Karadhras Legolas walking on top of snow and falls through Frodo looks up and says "Yeah, you're real magical!"