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Bombadil · 07-14-2004, 04:49 PM

How about constructing a mount doom replica! Way up north past the shire. Make it within walking distance for Frodo.

ninlaith · 07-15-2004, 08:51 AM

good one. He'll be home before dark.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 07-15-2004, 09:18 AM

Can you only imagine the marketing opportunities for Stetson in Rohan?

Himhenwen · 07-15-2004, 11:40 AM

They could really sell OFF Bug Repellent,
With all of those bugs in the Marshes they needed it!
And the last thing they needed was Frodo killing over because of West Nile.

ninlaith · 07-15-2004, 12:15 PM

thanks for the Stetson one! I think I busted a gut! and for the OFF one...I just have one thing to say to you...

What do they eat when they can't get Hobbit?!

Thanks guys you've really been making this thread worth while

elronds_daughter · 07-15-2004, 05:29 PM

what about cell phones? all Frodo would've needed to do in Bree (wondering, "Where the heck is Ganalf??") was call Gandalf's cell. No more worries. Then Faramir could've just called Aragorn to find out if it really was Boromir that he saw floating down Anduin.

In two words: endless possiblities.

One of the Nine · 07-15-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by elronds_daughter

In two words: endless possiblities.

I quite agree. If the Frodo and the gang lived here and now, man would they have an easy time. They could take the earliest flight to Mordor, take a little tour in Ithilien, then go with a police squad and drop it in. Then, maybe a little sight seeing at the grand Gondor, there's been a recent fire there, but the small police force is doing fine with it all. Then you take the earliest flight home sitting comfortably in a boeing 747.

07-14-2004, 04:49 PM	#1
Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Old Forest Posts: 488	How about constructing a mount doom replica! Way up north past the shire. Make it within walking distance for Frodo. __________________ "'Eldest, that's what I am... Tom remembers the first raindrop and the first acorn... He knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.'"

07-15-2004, 09:18 AM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Can you only imagine the marketing opportunities for Stetson in Rohan? __________________ peace

07-15-2004, 11:40 AM	#4
Himhenwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: far far across the glassy sea in the Grey Havens Posts: 16	They could really sell OFF Bug Repellent, With all of those bugs in the Marshes they needed it! And the last thing they needed was Frodo killing over because of West Nile. __________________ Himhenwen

07-15-2004, 05:29 PM	#6
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	what about cell phones? all Frodo would've needed to do in Bree (wondering, "Where the heck is Ganalf??") was call Gandalf's cell. No more worries. Then Faramir could've just called Aragorn to find out if it really was Boromir that he saw floating down Anduin. In two words: endless possiblities. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

07-15-2004, 08:51 AM	#2
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	good one. He'll be home before dark.

07-15-2004, 12:15 PM	#5
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	thanks for the Stetson one! I think I busted a gut! and for the OFF one...I just have one thing to say to you... What do they eat when they can't get Hobbit?! Thanks guys you've really been making this thread worth while