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The Perky Ent · 07-25-2004, 06:24 PM

You talkin to me? Sorry, had to make a reference to deNiro there! Anyways, glad to do it! Here's another:

The use of GPS: In Emyn Muil, Frodo and Sam are wandering for days. Then, thanks to GPS, they track the signal on their cell phone and make it out safely

ninlaith · 07-25-2004, 06:31 PM

Yes you Perky Ent! Those are so funny. I laugh for so long after reading your posts I even find myself chuckling later throughout the day. Absolutely funny! This thread is turning out better than I expected! I just wish more people would post. It's all really funny!

Morsul the Dark · 07-25-2004, 06:36 PM

Use of Google.com

Gandalf quickly finds all the information he needs in a matter of minutes along with lots of annoying pop-ups

The Perky Ent · 07-25-2004, 06:41 PM

If you like them so much, why don't you rate them

lol Google! That's awesome! Here's another:

The Use of eBay: Elrond is about to give Aragorn The Ring of Barahir, but Aragorn stops him
Elrond: Take it, it's yours!
Aragorn: That's ok! i already have one!
Elrond: Already have one?
Aragorn: Yeah! I bought off of some snowman in Forchel. It was a great bargan.
Elrond: So, can I keep it?
Aragorn: Actually, I was thinking of selling it. I'm just $20 away from buying the The White Tree.

Morsul the Dark · 07-25-2004, 06:48 PM

ebay thats gereat!

let's see...

a grappling hook Gandalf saves himself while balrog continues to fall

ninlaith · 07-25-2004, 07:52 PM

oh dear...that's pretty funny

ninlaith · 07-29-2004, 01:21 PM

It would be insanely hard to be a Middle-Earth real-estate agent. Imagine trying to sell a place like Moria.

Wheww we're finally here. Nice brisk little three day journey isn't it? As you can see it's very spacious and palace like. Plenty of room for everyone. There is a little Orc-infestation. You might want to call the Orc-in man for that. Now lets talk about insurance here. I think you want Balrog insurance, Orc-damage, and Invasion insurance. Oh and i must warn you about the Watcher. He's pretty docile unless you start throwing rocks in the water. Oh and if you ever find The doors of Durin again the password is Mellon. Now that's Mel-lon. Like the Elvish word not the mellon that you eat. So should we start the paperwork?

07-25-2004, 06:24 PM	#1
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	You talkin to me? Sorry, had to make a reference to deNiro there! Anyways, glad to do it! Here's another: The use of GPS: In Emyn Muil, Frodo and Sam are wandering for days. Then, thanks to GPS, they track the signal on their cell phone and make it out safely __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

07-25-2004, 06:31 PM	#2
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	Yes you Perky Ent! Those are so funny. I laugh for so long after reading your posts I even find myself chuckling later throughout the day. Absolutely funny! This thread is turning out better than I expected! I just wish more people would post. It's all really funny! __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-25-2004, 06:36 PM	#3
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Use of Google.com Gandalf quickly finds all the information he needs in a matter of minutes along with lots of annoying pop-ups __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-25-2004, 06:41 PM	#4
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	If you like them so much, why don't you rate them lol Google! That's awesome! Here's another: The Use of eBay: Elrond is about to give Aragorn The Ring of Barahir, but Aragorn stops him Elrond: Take it, it's yours! Aragorn: That's ok! i already have one! Elrond: Already have one? Aragorn: Yeah! I bought off of some snowman in Forchel. It was a great bargan. Elrond: So, can I keep it? Aragorn: Actually, I was thinking of selling it. I'm just $20 away from buying the The White Tree. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

07-25-2004, 06:48 PM	#5
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	ebay thats gereat! let's see... a grappling hook Gandalf saves himself while balrog continues to fall __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

07-25-2004, 07:52 PM	#6
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	oh dear...that's pretty funny __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins

07-29-2004, 01:21 PM	#7
ninlaith Wight Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: in my hobbit hole Posts: 204	I was thinking It would be insanely hard to be a Middle-Earth real-estate agent. Imagine trying to sell a place like Moria. Wheww we're finally here. Nice brisk little three day journey isn't it? As you can see it's very spacious and palace like. Plenty of room for everyone. There is a little Orc-infestation. You might want to call the Orc-in man for that. Now lets talk about insurance here. I think you want Balrog insurance, Orc-damage, and Invasion insurance. Oh and i must warn you about the Watcher. He's pretty docile unless you start throwing rocks in the water. Oh and if you ever find The doors of Durin again the password is Mellon. Now that's Mel-lon. Like the Elvish word not the mellon that you eat. So should we start the paperwork? __________________ "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve!"-Bilbo Baggins