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Saraphim · 07-27-2004, 01:06 PM

Faramir would make an excellent psychiatrist. What with all of his childhood trauma. Of course, he'd probably need therapy first:

Faramir: I suppose it all started when Mother died...that's when I wanted to be an interior decorator. Mother always supported my dreams, but Father told me to put down the curtains and be more like Boromir.

The Perky Ent · 07-27-2004, 05:25 PM

Nice Saraphim. How about Sam as a professional chef! I can see it now

Quote:

Sam: And we lightly garnish the rabbit with a little bit of salt, stew it, and garnish some chips next to it!
Gollum: Keep your nasty chips!
Sam: After the commercial, 101 recipies for Lembas!

And how about Sauron as a baby sitter

Quote:

Sauron: Where's the baby? I see you!

Also, how about Ents as plumbers!

Quote:

Treebeard: Hello? Ents plumbing. How may I help you?
Saruman: I've got a dam that needs repairs! Can you help?
Treebeard: We'll be right over!
(Treebeard goes over and breaks the dam)
Saruman, oblivious the the river comming into the ring: How's it going back there?
Treebeard: How about you pay me in cash...now!

What a world

07-27-2004, 07:21 PM

Pippin and Merry as comedians, of course! Right up alongside Will Ferrel and Jim Carrey! Just image Merry in Anchorman and Pippin as Ace Ventura...

but it would work, though, don't u think?

Feared Half-Elf · 07-29-2004, 11:13 AM

I don't know why, but I could see Aragorn as one of those people who stand in the street and preach.

Legolas should be on one of those shampoo adverts. Predictable, I know.

Elven Hunter · 07-30-2004, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Feared Half-Elf

Legolas should be on one of those shampoo adverts. Predictable, I know.

I totaly agree with you. Then Aragorn would be the bad example of hair while Legolas would be the one using the shampoo.

I think Gimli could be one of those pest killers who goes into people's houses.

Morai · 07-31-2004, 11:15 AM

I see Gimli as one of those people who carves pretty sculptors out of wood, or maybe a miner. Perhaps one of those salespeople in tourist traps?

Elven Hunter · 07-31-2004, 10:49 PM

I see Elrond as a host for his own game show.

Gollum might get a spot in the show "Tales from the Crypt Keeper".

Eowyn might become a pro skateboarder.

The balrog will be a mascot for chicken barbeque.

THE Ka · 10-27-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Saraphim

Faramir would make an excellent psychiatrist. What with all of his childhood trauma. Of course, he'd probably need therapy first:

Faramir: I suppose it all started when Mother died...that's when I wanted to be an interior decorator. Mother always supported my dreams, but Father told me to put down the curtains and be more like Boromir.

Personally, i've always seen Faramir as a make-up artst... Or, personally I need help. He also has reminded me as a "J.F.K."

type of personality... He would make a great democrat*, i guess.

*THE Ka is i guess, a Green/Independent, so my political views are much different than his.

Elennar Starfire · 10-29-2004, 06:47 PM

Oh no...Ka...now I have to play with photoshop...*scuttles away*

I may post the results somewhere if they turn out well. But I don't know much about photoshop, so don't count on it.

07-27-2004, 01:06 PM	#1
Saraphim Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The other side of freezing. Posts: 404	Faramir would make an excellent psychiatrist. What with all of his childhood trauma. Of course, he'd probably need therapy first: Faramir: I suppose it all started when Mother died...that's when I wanted to be an interior decorator. Mother always supported my dreams, but Father told me to put down the curtains and be more like Boromir. __________________ I drink Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters! ~ Always remember: pillage BEFORE you burn.

07-27-2004, 07:21 PM	#3
headlessmonk Guest Posts: n/a	Pippin and Merry! Pippin and Merry as comedians, of course! Right up alongside Will Ferrel and Jim Carrey! Just image Merry in Anchorman and Pippin as Ace Ventura... but it would work, though, don't u think?

07-29-2004, 11:13 AM	#4
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	I don't know why, but I could see Aragorn as one of those people who stand in the street and preach. Legolas should be on one of those shampoo adverts. Predictable, I know. __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

07-31-2004, 11:15 AM	#6
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	I see Gimli as one of those people who carves pretty sculptors out of wood, or maybe a miner. Perhaps one of those salespeople in tourist traps? __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

07-31-2004, 10:49 PM	#7
Elven Hunter Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 28	I see Elrond as a host for his own game show. Gollum might get a spot in the show "Tales from the Crypt Keeper". Eowyn might become a pro skateboarder. The balrog will be a mascot for chicken barbeque. __________________ Arggg!.. Who lives in a dark mine with dead dwarves inside?! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Burning like coal and scary is he(?)! Balrog Flaming Pants!!! Last edited by Elven Hunter; 07-31-2004 at 11:05 PM.

10-29-2004, 06:47 PM	#9
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Oh no...Ka...now I have to play with photoshop...scuttles away I may post the results somewhere if they turn out well. But I don't know much about photoshop, so don't count on it. __________________ Don't let me die!