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08-12-2004, 09:11 AM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Or how about
The Walls of Isildur, Lord of Minas Tirith, speak seven, and enter
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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08-12-2004, 11:37 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Sign at the Doors of Felagund (after Finrod, before Túrin)
"In case you haven't noticed, you've got an arrow sticking out your back."
Ouch.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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08-13-2004, 11:40 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Seriously.
New Entry! Luthien: Please bring Beren and me back to life! Mandos: Hmm...I'm gonna have to ask my manager on that one. One sec *goes into back room* Mandos: Let's see here, where did I put that manuel. Hmm...ah! Here it is! Right under Gardening for dummies! I forgot to give that back to Lorien. Now, let's see here. Reviving the dead...reviving the dead....here! Let's see, you're gonna have to sing me a song! Luthien: No problem! Here's we go....*voice cracks and is mute* Mandos: Whadayaknow! Larengitis! How's that for luck. Well, call me if that ever goes away, but I doubt it. Thanks for comming. Do stop by again! *Luthien gestures to manuel* Mandos: What about the manuel? Something about Larengitis? Let's see...in the case that said reviver cannot sing, said person will be compensated with one soul Luthien: *inaudible speak* Mandos: So, who's it gonna be? *Luthien tries to say Beren* Mandos: What's that? Carcharoth, you say? Well ok! It's your life! Carcharoth: Well, if it helps....you can have his hand? Luthien: *nods* After they all lived (after making some adjustments) happily ever after!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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08-16-2004, 07:37 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Sauron: Hello Gil-Galad!
*grabs Gil-Galad by the neck* Sauron: I AM THE DARK LORD, WEILDING THE ONE RING! I AM ALL POWERFUL! Gil-Galad: Um...Ow *bursts into flames* Gil-Galad: Um...ow *starts raining* Gil-Galad: Wow...that was lucky....
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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08-18-2004, 02:48 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
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You know the difference between the bed-time tales elves and orks tell their children?
Elven tales begin with ‘once upon a time, in a fair kingdom far away...’, whilst orkish ones with ‘hey, little swine, you rats never gonna believe what ole’ snaga gonna tell ya, uglúk u bagronk sha pushdug tark-glob búbhosh skai...” *** - There is a good tradition in Mordor to plant a tree every time ork child is born. Only, if child grows up and is ugly, they fell the tree - So? - So the Mordor is one good bulk of a desert... *** - Good morning, Master Hamfast - And good day to you, Mister Baggins, good day! - Tell me, Master Hamfast, does your cow smoke pipe-weed? - No, Mister Baggins, sir, she does not, but why may you be a-speaking such a thing, sir? - Ah, there is a smoke coming out of a cow-shed, maybe there is a fire there, than...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 08-18-2004 at 04:50 AM. |
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08-18-2004, 07:21 AM
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Maniacal Mage
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lol
 Heren, Snaga reminds me of a lotta people. Down here in the south, there's lots of Cajun, and Snaga sounded sorta like it. "We gonna get thos gumbo and put it en da pot. Bring it down to the cocodrie. Latar, we'se bee fishin in the river the otda day...Those were good though Here's some more orc and elf bedtime stories. Elves: They all lived happily ever after Orcs: You know what? I'm tired and the story's close enough, so go to sleep before I make you go to sleep...permanently. Elf children: I love that story! Orc children: Do you think Grishnak will ever find his head?
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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08-18-2004, 08:54 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
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Quote:
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