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The Perky Ent · 08-25-2004, 04:46 PM

Morgoth: Where is that spider?
Ungoliant: *sucks light*
Morgoth: Uh...Ungoliant? I got a job for you. I'm gonna give you the feast of a lifetime! Just help me!
Ungoliant: Light? I'm there!
Morgoth: Ok, well, you can start by making a lader up the mountain
Ungoliant: K *makes web lader*
*While Melkor is climbing, the ladder brakes*
Morgoth: Ok...I'm gonna let that one slide! Let's just get to those trees!
Ungoliant: Yes! Light! *tries to poison the tree, but breaks fangs*
Morgoth: Um...on second though, maybe I'll just try to corrupt Feanor to do it!

Orcrist · 08-30-2004, 05:49 PM

Paths of the Dead:

King of the Dead swings his sword. Aragorn goes to block but Anduril breaks.
KD-"The Blade that was Broken has been broken anew."
KD then kills Aragorn and Co. and Sauron proceeds to take over Middle-earth.

Gil-Galad · 08-30-2004, 06:14 PM

Ambush at Weathertop:

WK: i stab you with my blade *breaks* umm...tickle tickle tickle!

Frodo: no not the dreaded tickles of Mordor!

WK: umm sure why not...

*aragorn jumps in with fire, but slips and Torch falls on him, thus setting himself on fire and starts running around on fire*

Hobbits: our hero...

*nazgul standing around pointing and laughing at aragorn*

rutslegolas · 08-31-2004, 01:44 AM

LOL

that was really funny

have you guys ever played mortal combat 4. scorpions fire breathing fatality,and aragorn burned and dancing around ,thats what it sounds like.

Gil-Galad · 08-31-2004, 09:43 AM

Thanks ruts, i just stumbled on this thread and thats what came to mind...

The Perky Ent · 09-05-2004, 11:56 AM

Woah! I just thought of something! What would happen if...

Sauron: Yes! I am the all powerful Sauron! Personified in this eye, I shall rule the world! Nothing can stop me!
*starts raining*
Sauron: Noooo! I'm evaporating! Noooooo

elronds_daughter · 09-17-2004, 07:05 AM

*on the bridge of Khazad-Dum*
Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!
*Gandalf whams his staff down on the bridge. bridge does not break. Seeing this, Gandalf proceeds to thump his staff on the bridge and mutter, "come on..." still nothing happens. the balrog just kind of sits there, slightly stunned.*
Balrog: what are you doing?
Gandalf: Trying to break the bridge, what's it look like?!
Balrog: oh. well, here, I'll save you the trouble. *jumps off bridge, and falls to his demise*
Gandalf: *watches the balrog for a while* well, that was easier than I thought. *chuckles* that "staff doesn't work" trick gets 'em every time...

08-25-2004, 04:46 PM	#1
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Morgoth: Where is that spider? Ungoliant: sucks light Morgoth: Uh...Ungoliant? I got a job for you. I'm gonna give you the feast of a lifetime! Just help me! Ungoliant: Light? I'm there! Morgoth: Ok, well, you can start by making a lader up the mountain Ungoliant: K makes web lader While Melkor is climbing, the ladder brakes Morgoth: Ok...I'm gonna let that one slide! Let's just get to those trees! Ungoliant: Yes! Light! tries to poison the tree, but breaks fangs Morgoth: Um...on second though, maybe I'll just try to corrupt Feanor to do it! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

08-30-2004, 05:49 PM	#2
Orcrist Wight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Mines of Moria Posts: 239	Paths of the Dead: King of the Dead swings his sword. Aragorn goes to block but Anduril breaks. KD-"The Blade that was Broken has been broken anew." KD then kills Aragorn and Co. and Sauron proceeds to take over Middle-earth. __________________ "A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!" Jack Sparrow

08-30-2004, 06:14 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Ambush at Weathertop: WK: i stab you with my blade breaks umm...tickle tickle tickle! Frodo: no not the dreaded tickles of Mordor! WK: umm sure why not... aragorn jumps in with fire, but slips and Torch falls on him, thus setting himself on fire and starts running around on fire Hobbits: our hero... nazgul standing around pointing and laughing at aragorn __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-31-2004, 01:44 AM	#4
rutslegolas Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In Elven Lands of India Posts: 533	LOL that was really funny have you guys ever played mortal combat 4. scorpions fire breathing fatality,and aragorn burned and dancing around ,thats what it sounds like. __________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with the bull - The Phantom.

08-31-2004, 09:43 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Thanks ruts, i just stumbled on this thread and thats what came to mind... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2004, 11:56 AM	#6
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Woah! I just thought of something! What would happen if... Sauron: Yes! I am the all powerful Sauron! Personified in this eye, I shall rule the world! Nothing can stop me! starts raining Sauron: Noooo! I'm evaporating! Noooooo __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-17-2004, 07:05 AM	#7
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	woah. it's been a while. on the bridge of Khazad-Dum Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!! Gandalf whams his staff down on the bridge. bridge does not break. Seeing this, Gandalf proceeds to thump his staff on the bridge and mutter, "come on..." still nothing happens. the balrog just kind of sits there, slightly stunned. Balrog: what are you doing? Gandalf: Trying to break the bridge, what's it look like?! Balrog: oh. well, here, I'll save you the trouble. jumps off bridge, and falls to his demise Gandalf: watches the balrog for a while well, that was easier than I thought. chuckles that "staff doesn't work" trick gets 'em every time... __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.