Malbeth the Seer

[Nilpaurion Felagund]

Today's Prophecy for September-born
7 September, 2004

An army of Gondorians marches on Dunland intent on destruction. Your only hope is to find a big slingshot.
- Malbeth the Seer -

I know the answer to this riddle. The army of Gondorians is the Ants that live in the kitchen of old, or so 'tis said in the lore of the drunken Númenóreans. It was camped seven leagues north-west of Tharbad, when the army of the Dunlending cursed them. Then David showed up and killed Goliath. The End.

If they were lovely, one wouldn't be untroubled by them. (Evissë)

They were lovely, but they were fell, and ever hungry. They it was who consumed the Black Forest (cake) of old. I think.

You're getting too old for this analysis of prophecies business, don'tcha think?