Smack The Dwarf!

[The Saucepan Man]

I've always rather thought of Celeborn as a Prince Philip type

God forbid! If Celeborn had been anything like Prince Philip. he would probably have ended up calling Gimli "beardie" or "bignose" or some such thing and setting back Elf/Dwarf relations no end. Not the most diplomatic when it comes to different cultures, our Phil.

But can you imagine her doing the restaurant scene?!

Yes, I wondered about that. Perhaps she'd go all radioactive like she did in in the film.