Let me know the reason, there is a good lad or lassie

[the phantom]

I don't think I've ever given a reason for editing. I didn't because I assumed everyone knew that the phantom would never-

edit a post in a way that changes its content

When I have made an edit in the past it was because I elected to substitute "sprinted" for "ran", or "I seriously doubt that..." for "I don't think that...", or some other silly little change. I would not dream of putting my fellow Downers through the horrors that Miss Diamond endured.

But if it is important to you I will try to give a reason for any future edits. Would something along the lines of "whimsical wording waffling" be suitable?