Defective Weapons Inc. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Pallando · 09-29-2004, 04:18 PM

Very funny, Nim! This one takes place in Amon Hen.

Boromir leaps at Frodo, who barely dodges and then slips the Ring unto his finger. Problem is: he's not invisible.

Frodo: "Aw hell..."

Gil-Galad · 09-29-2004, 08:50 PM

Another Monty Python!

*eomer rides to see Theodred on the ground with arrows in him*

Eomer: "oh no! we must avenge theodreds death!"

Theodred: actually i'm not quite dead, i guess Orc arrows are really slave arrows, you get what you paid for

Eomer: ohh... well fear not oh mortally-wounded Theodred! stay here while i slay every orc in rohan!

Theodred actually i'm quite okay i think i can go with you

Eomer: no! stay down! it'll be good for my...ummm...

Theodred: Idium?

Eomer: yes idium! thank you good prince, now rest here till i return, actually i probaly have more to say so i'll just do my buisness first then come back okay

Theodred: uhh okay...

*eomer walks into bushes, but then some orcs run up and take theodred and tie him up in a tree, then the three hunters coem by, take the two orcs and tie them up in side by side trees and then run away*

Eomer: ah sweet freedom...theodred?! what are you doing in that tree!

Theodred: funny story really...

Eomer: if your going to die up there then so shall i! *pulls out sword and stabs himself, but the sword snaps in half

Theodred: ...

Orcs: ...

Strongbad: ...

Orc(1): well you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life!

*everybody breaks into a song number while Theodred struggles to free himself after realizing blood is dripping down his head*

rather off-course but still defective weapon(s) none the less

Farmira · 11-06-2004, 10:25 AM

Scene: Boromir just saved Merry and pippin from being cut into swiss cheese by an orc in fotr.

Boromir grabs his horn and blows:: ..."high pitched whistle"

<mean while> all the dogs in middle earth run to aide Boromir since they heard the call of the dog-whistle of Gondor

(ok kinda dumb, but i just thought of it)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-29-2004, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. "Elendi--oops!" Éomer's head landed on his feet, and the now-leaderless riders of Rohan advanced menacingly.
"The Dwarf's head is mine!" Éothain said.

THE END???

That sudden sword-drawing move kills people, Aragorn.

Gil-Galad · 11-30-2004, 08:12 PM

different endings in the EE would be very entertaining indeed

THE Ka · 12-01-2004, 10:37 PM

Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him...

Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink is your colour!

Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it!

Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! *Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area...

When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants!

Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness...

Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!...

*gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed!

*Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest...
*Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations!
D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive!
B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway...

*Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did that happen? *Sauron's eye looks around innocently...

Back to saruman...

Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me...
suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff...

Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's!

*********************************************
Ah... that was horrible...

hope i'm not yelled at...

~Nervous ka~

Gil-Galad · 12-02-2004, 08:20 AM

"its not pink its light red!"

oh what poor hobbit will pick the chunk of rock stuck in treebeards hand after trying to throw on an atkins diet?

09-29-2004, 08:50 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Another Monty Python! eomer rides to see Theodred on the ground with arrows in him Eomer: "oh no! we must avenge theodreds death!" Theodred: actually i'm not quite dead, i guess Orc arrows are really slave arrows, you get what you paid for Eomer: ohh... well fear not oh mortally-wounded Theodred! stay here while i slay every orc in rohan! Theodred actually i'm quite okay i think i can go with you Eomer: no! stay down! it'll be good for my...ummm... Theodred: Idium? Eomer: yes idium! thank you good prince, now rest here till i return, actually i probaly have more to say so i'll just do my buisness first then come back okay Theodred: uhh okay... eomer walks into bushes, but then some orcs run up and take theodred and tie him up in a tree, then the three hunters coem by, take the two orcs and tie them up in side by side trees and then run away Eomer: ah sweet freedom...theodred?! what are you doing in that tree! Theodred: funny story really... Eomer: if your going to die up there then so shall i! pulls out sword and stabs himself, but the sword snaps in half Theodred: ... Orcs: ... Strongbad: ... Orc(1): well you know what they say... always look on the bright side of life! everybody breaks into a song number while Theodred struggles to free himself after realizing blood is dripping down his head* rather off-course but still defective weapon(s) none the less __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-06-2004, 10:25 AM	#3
Farmira Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: where i wished i lived... Minas tirith Posts: 14	Scene: Boromir just saved Merry and pippin from being cut into swiss cheese by an orc in fotr. Boromir grabs his horn and blows:: ..."high pitched whistle" <mean while> all the dogs in middle earth run to aide Boromir since they heard the call of the dog-whistle of Gondor (ok kinda dumb, but i just thought of it) __________________ These tears you cry, have come to late Take back the lies, the hurt... the blame and you will weep, when you face the end alone you are lost... you can never go home....

11-30-2004, 08:12 PM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	different endings in the EE would be very entertaining indeed __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-01-2004, 10:37 PM	#6
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	"Battaries not included!" Saruman after trying to convince Gandalf to join Sauron's Pink-clad followers, prepares to reason with him... Saruman: okay that's it Gandalf! I've told you, and now no more warnings! Pink is your colour! Gandalf: No, and it's no one's as far as i'm concerned... that's why you're so easy to manipulate! I hate pink and i'm not afraid to admit it! Saruman: Prepare to be scared by the power of Pink forever! Saruman puts on one of his ugliest faces and points staff in Gandalf's direction, a blinding flash of pepto bismol smoke fills the area... When the smoke clears, Saruman notices that something has gone drastically wrong. he is clad in A pink feathery Elton John coat and matching pleather pants! Gandalf sees' his chance and reveals all viewing palantir's to saruman's pinkness... Saruman ( as gandalf edges closer to the palantir...): DON'T. YOU. DARE!... gandalf swipes off covering and saruman is revealed! Denethor's palantir: AH! Eck! I thought that stuff was abolished! I'm soo glad boromir hasn't taken an interest... Boromir sneek peeks: Ooh! More fashion insperations! D: Don't even think about it! if you want your ABBA records to survive! B: Meep! I'm sorry I won't, I won't ! Besides, his feather's are not that fluffy anyway... Sauron's palantir: Whoa! When did that* happen? Sauron's eye looks around innocently... Back to saruman... Saruman: What! How could this be! i...i meant it for gandalf! not me... suddenly in utter embarassment saruman notices that he forgot to add three double aa battaries to his staff... Saruman: But, i just added some five minutes ago!... Cheap Dunlander's! ******************************************** Ah... that was horrible... hope i'm not yelled at... ~Nervous ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 12-01-2004 at 10:47 PM.

12-02-2004, 08:20 AM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	"its not pink its light red!" oh what poor hobbit will pick the chunk of rock stuck in treebeards hand after trying to throw on an atkins diet? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-29-2004, 04:18 PM	#1
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	Very funny, Nim! This one takes place in Amon Hen. Boromir leaps at Frodo, who barely dodges and then slips the Ring unto his finger. Problem is: he's not invisible. Frodo: "Aw hell..."