my supervisor the orc

[Lachwen]

On the bus to and from college (four times a day; ugh!), I tend to imagine myself as an Elf, running through a beech forest under the stars with Legolas...and beating him at the race. Ha! Take that, Mr. Watch-me-I-can-nance-about-on-top-of-the-snow!

That, and I once drove off a particularly stubborn recruiter for the Republican Party by projecting (an actor never shouts ) "Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik!" at him.

[Morai]

projecting (an actor never shouts )

Of course they don't, it's harder on the vocal chords. Though I've heard whispering is worse.
I was at an football game (American not European) last night. The team I was cheering for was being trounced by the other team whom seemed to be a couple feet taller, not to mention faster. Suddenly I began to imagine them as trolls fighting hobbits, and let me tell you it is frightening. Perhaps that's why several of our good players were injured.

Today I was delivering "Holiday Guides" door to door for a school fundraiser. After a while I began to feel like Frodo, attemping to carry a heavy load (a paper bag full of the inserts) and dropping them of onto some scary doorsteps.