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Old 11-01-2004, 01:32 PM   #1
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A Fight to the death, mudwrestling contest, for the love of Aragorn.-Between Arwen and Eowyn. Winner- Eowyn, since she just all around kicks butt, and can put some of those manly body slams down on Arwen. However, Aragorn seeing the strength of Eowyn, and seeing he doesn't want to be beaten down by a girl, decides he doesn't want to be with Eowyn. Eowyn still wins because of course Arwen is dead, she just doesn't get the guy.

A who's a more pessimistic misanthrope, most likely to commit suicide- Agent Elrond and Denethor. Agent Elrond is the more pessimistic misanthrope as he happens to hate everyone. "I hate dwarves, they hid ine their mountains, they don't care for anyone. I hate men, men are weak. I hate my daughter, she ran off with a man, who just happen to hate. I hate orcs they wounded my wife. I hate my wife she was wounded and left me. I hate my sons all they care about are killing the orcs I hate." Considering Agent Elrond hasn't committed suicide yet, like Denethor, Denethor wins by a judges decision. It was a close one.

A who's more of a radical fangurl contest- Beregond or Orlando Bloom fans. Winner-Orlando Bloom fans. For the simple fact that there's more of them. Beregond risked his life, risked his job, risked jail time, and has a shrine devoted solely with little Faramir memorabilia. But, there's just too many Orlando fans, and only one Beregond. Again, winner-Orlando Bloom fans.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:03 PM   #2
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In an Orc killing contest between Legolas and Gimli, Legolas would unfortunatly win because his arrows are computer animated, and could technically make the orcs extinct in one shot.

In a flying contest between the Balrog and Smaug, the Balrog would win because he can hop higher than Smaug can fly, and the Balrog used his wings (he has wings, but can't fly) to glide across the air.

In a ring destorying contest between Isildur and Frodo, Isildur would win, because according to my version of LOTR, Elrond grabs Aiglos and stabs Isildur in the chest. Then he lifts him up and chucks him into the fire.

In a dance contest between Frodo and Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadil would win, because the sheer color of his boots would blind the Shire out of all existance
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:20 PM   #3
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A flying contest between Pippin and Frodo...who am I kidding, I just really want to see them both launched. Probably Pippin because he would have the Took instinct to catch the upward drafts.

A singing contest between Aragorn and Legolas, I'd opt for Legolas because he's had so many more years of practice and Aragorn was probably shot down by Rivendell Elves when he was 10 and didn't sing in public much.
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Old 09-08-2005, 10:30 PM   #4
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I shocked that this isn't in here yet... I really am!

In a disco contest between Boromir and... anybody...

(I'll let you guess what happens. )
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Old 09-09-2005, 02:38 PM   #5
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In an orc killing contest between Legolas and Gimlig I'm afraid that Captain Obvious would win because he miraculously always has a full quiver of arrows!

In a hottest Steward contest between Denethor and Faramir Denethor would win because he was literally on fire where as Faramir was unfourtunately saved by Gandalf (oh no he's uncloaked again!! ) and Pippin.
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:48 PM   #6
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Silmaril Gimli vs. a what!?

i'd like to see Gimli fight a toaster. I know, ridiculous--not to mention off-topic--but I'd love to see it. The toaster would start out in the lead, because it would burn Gimli, but Gimli would ultimately triumph, as he would hack it to tiny bits. Or, what if we took away his axe... Anyway, i'd like to see Gimli attack a toaster. i can just see him jumping it when the Eggo pops out!
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:52 PM   #7
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You could say that for a lot of ME character's. But Captain Obvious would only point out after the Eggo popped out "Look! The Eggo popped out!!"

Anyway.......

In a fire contest between Sauron and Denethor Denethor would win because his body would be completely on fire. Sauron only has an Eye. Ok, a big Eye. I'll give him that, but no more.
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In an Orc killing contest between Legolas and Gimli, Legolas would unfortunatly win because his arrows are computer animated, and could technically make the orcs extinct in one shot.

In a flying contest between the Balrog and Smaug, the Balrog would win because he can hop higher than Smaug can fly, and the Balrog used his wings (he has wings, but can't fly) to glide across the air.

In a ring destorying contest between Isildur and Frodo, Isildur would win, because according to my version of LOTR, Elrond grabs Aiglos and stabs Isildur in the chest. Then he lifts him up and chucks him into the fire.

In a dance contest between Frodo and Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadil would win, because the sheer color of his boots would blind the Shire out of all existance
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