More than just Uruk-Hai

[Morgul Queen]

What happens when you cross a Dwarf and an Elf?

You get a Dwalf, of course. -_-

I'd cross rye with wheat to make wicked sandwich loaves, or maybe pumpernickle with white for evil hamburger buns. Oh! Cornbread and sourdough! That'd be a truly pernicious recipe!

Mr B-W, are you on GAFF? That kind of snark is very GAFF-y.

And me? I wouldn't cross breed. Genetic Engineering is a more sure way of getting the characteristics you want. So I'd cross-engineer a Fell-beast with on of the Nazgul's steeds. It would look like a fell beast, but be covered in hair so it's be comfier to sit on, would be able to eat anything and wouldn't smell as bad!