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Oddwen · 11-08-2004, 10:11 PM

Saruman, come forth!

Saruman the White so did not come fourth! He came first! You're just wearing his frock and impersonating him!

No, I don't do impersonations...oh, hang on. There is this one.

Stop! In the name of love!

~Courtesy of www.stupidring.com and a little something extra.

People were proud in Doubleback Alley

Neighbors were loud, but ever so pally

People would shout
Joking about
The smoke and the soot

Mother would put
The Milk bottles out

Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see

Happy smiling faces if I flog my memory

Doubleback Alley, by the Rutles.
Great Beatles parody band. Always good for a laugh.
G'night now!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-08-2004, 10:33 PM

This is from another forum, which I shall repost here.

~*~

The red sun rises. That means...

Someone's been using my strawberry shampoo.

Legolas! Got more of that shampoo?

You used my shampoo?...prepare to perish.

I should use your shampoo more often, Legolas. It makes my beard silky smooth.

Et tu, Gimli?

Legolas...me too.

Thanks. Now with my strawberry-scented hair I ride off to win Arwen.

That's it. If anyone wants me, I'll be in Mandos.

Sapphire_Flame · 11-08-2004, 11:25 PM

Muhuhaha! The Shampoo Conspiracy continues.

Brilliantly done, Nilp!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Witch-King · 11-09-2004, 12:08 AM

If anyone needs RotK screenies for their scenes, lemme know, Nazgûl Image Productions is here for you. I can also do FotR and TTT, but they may take longer b/c I don't have the DVDs of those with me right now.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-10-2004, 07:16 PM

*sigh. If only I could get that ring!

Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!

Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!

Gah! You`re right.

What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!

Hello Frodo!

Hello Boromir. Did you want something?

Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.

Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!

Darest you mock me?! How darest you!

Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you.

*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here!

Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips

*Ring lands in mouth

*gulp

Uh oh!

I just swallowed the Ring!

(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!

THE Ka · 11-12-2004, 01:35 AM

Aut Oh....

Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him

...

THE Ka · 11-12-2004, 02:38 AM

I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway.

hm hmm hm... *Saruman putters around with trinkets

KNOCK KNOCK...

[IMG]http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG]

gahh! "Who is it?!" *walks up to balcony

Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler.

Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery?

i can do the last one... also hair.

Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you!

ten minutes later...

Who's the new guy?

my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons.

Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you!

Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to...

Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden...

awww. finished.
Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the?

Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome!

**** Later that day****

Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?!

Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both!

Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one!

************************************************** ***************
yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now.
~Ka~

11-08-2004, 10:11 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Vive l'StupidRing! Viva l'Crazy Scenes! Saruman, come forth! Saruman the White so did not come fourth! He came first! You're just wearing his frock and impersonating him! No, I don't do impersonations...oh, hang on. There is this one. Stop! In the name of love! ~Courtesy of www.stupidring.com and a little something extra. People were proud in Doubleback Alley Neighbors were loud, but ever so pally People would shout Joking about The smoke and the soot Mother would put The Milk bottles out Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see Happy smiling faces if I flog my memory Doubleback Alley, by the Rutles. Great Beatles parody band. Always good for a laugh. G'night now! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

11-08-2004, 10:33 PM	#2
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Importing . . . This is from another forum, which I shall repost here. ~~ The red sun rises. That means... Someone's been using my strawberry shampoo. Legolas! Got more of that shampoo? You used my shampoo?...prepare to perish. I should use your shampoo more often, Legolas. It makes my beard silky smooth. Et tu, Gimli? Legolas...me too. Thanks. Now with my strawberry-scented hair I ride off to win Arwen. That's it. If anyone wants me, I'll be in Mandos. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...*

11-08-2004, 11:25 PM	#3
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Muhuhaha! The Shampoo Conspiracy continues. Brilliantly done, Nilp! Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~ __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

11-09-2004, 12:08 AM	#4
Witch-King Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Minas Morgul Posts: 38	If anyone needs RotK screenies for their scenes, lemme know, Nazgûl Image Productions is here for you. I can also do FotR and TTT, but they may take longer b/c I don't have the DVDs of those with me right now. __________________ Want an avatar or some other graphic? Contact me, Nazgûl Image Productions.

11-10-2004, 07:16 PM	#5
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	hyper hyper sigh. If only I could get that ring! Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is! Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything! Gah! You`re right. What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine! Hello Frodo! Hello Boromir. Did you want something? Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you. Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening! Darest you mock me?! How darest you! Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you. snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here! Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring! runs, trips Ring lands in mouth gulp Uh oh! I just swallowed the Ring! (losing it) Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.* Last edited by Nimrodel_9; 11-11-2004 at 06:15 PM.

11-12-2004, 01:35 AM	#6
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Here fishy fishy... Aut Oh.... Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him ... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-12-2004, 02:38 AM	#7
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Another one! I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway. hm hmm hm... Saruman putters around with trinkets KNOCK KNOCK... [IMG]http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG] gahh! "Who is it?!" walks up to balcony Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler. Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery? i can do the last one... also hair. Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you! ten minutes later... Who's the new guy? my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons. Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you! Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to... Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden... awww. finished. Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the? Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome! ** Later that day Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?! Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both! Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one! ********************************************** ************* yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now. ~Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 11-14-2004 at 12:11 AM.