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Old 11-08-2004, 10:11 PM   #1
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Vive l'StupidRing! Viva l'Crazy Scenes!


Saruman, come forth!


Saruman the White so did not come fourth! He came first! You're just wearing his frock and impersonating him!


No, I don't do impersonations...oh, hang on. There is this one.


Stop! In the name of love!

~Courtesy of www.stupidring.com and a little something extra.



People were proud in Doubleback Alley


Neighbors were loud, but ever so pally


People would shout
Joking about
The smoke and the soot


Mother would put
The Milk bottles out


Doubleback Alley takes me back and in my mind I see


Happy smiling faces if I flog my memory


Doubleback Alley, by the Rutles.
Great Beatles parody band. Always good for a laugh.
G'night now!
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:33 PM   #2
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This is from another forum, which I shall repost here.

~*~


The red sun rises. That means...


Someone's been using my strawberry shampoo.


Legolas! Got more of that shampoo?


You used my shampoo?...prepare to perish.


I should use your shampoo more often, Legolas. It makes my beard silky smooth.


Et tu, Gimli?


Legolas...me too.


Thanks. Now with my strawberry-scented hair I ride off to win Arwen.


That's it. If anyone wants me, I'll be in Mandos.
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Old 11-08-2004, 11:25 PM   #3
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Muhuhaha! The Shampoo Conspiracy continues. Brilliantly done, Nilp!

Abedithon le,

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Old 11-09-2004, 12:08 AM   #4
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Old 11-10-2004, 07:16 PM   #5
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Ring hyper hyper


*sigh. If only I could get that ring!

Then why don`t we take it from that half-pint? We`re stronger than he is!

Are you insane?! Sam would kill us if we tried anything!

Gah! You`re right.

What am I saying?! It could have been mine! It should be mine!

Hello Frodo!

Hello Boromir. Did you want something?

Yes, actually. I wanted to ask a favor of you.

Let me guess! You want me to "lend" you the Ring, so you can go skipping off to please daddy! Sorry Borrums! It`s not happening!

Darest you mock me?! How darest you!

Dude, lay off the fake Old-English. It`s so not you.

*snarle snarle snort grrrrr! I will get the Ring, and it will please daddy! Come here!

Ahhhh! I`m sorry, Boromir! I didn`t mean it! But you`re still not going to get the Ring!
*runs, trips

*Ring lands in mouth

*gulp

Uh oh!

I just swallowed the Ring!

(losing it)
Wee! Swallowed the Ring! Hee hee ha ha ha ha!
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Old 11-12-2004, 01:35 AM   #6
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Question Here fishy fishy...

Aut Oh....

Poor frodo! Hope no gets the idea of using a fillet knife on him ...
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Old 11-12-2004, 02:38 AM   #7
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White-Hand Another one!

I really don't know where this one is going... hope you enjoy anyway.




hm hmm hm... *Saruman putters around with trinkets


KNOCK KNOCK...

[IMG]http://www.midnightpark.com/swordsource/LOTR/Original%20Files/UC1385%20Saruman.jpg[IMG]

gahh! "Who is it?!" *walks up to balcony

Hmpt. hello, i came to ask about the job oppotunities posted eariler.


Well, can you obey every order? Socialize with me? Love to talk about money? Are you sadistic? And can you cut the Shrubbery?



i can do the last one... also hair.

Saruman: Excellent! you're my new gardener! and guess what? my right handed... i mean scissor handed man. Work begins now. off with you!

ten minutes later...



Who's the new guy?


my new scissor handed man! Edward. Your fired. Besides, you're singing is horrible. You really need lessons.


Sniff sniff. "Issss it, reaaaallly ttthhat baddd?" how could you? You're such a mean master! i hate you! i hate you! I'm going to my room and never coming out again! that's how much i hate you!

Saruman: What a baby... Hmm. Wonder what that Eddie's up to...

Mean while in what is left of saruman's private garden...

awww. finished.
Saruman: Hmm hmm... whoa! what the?

Totally man! That's like the whole i'm-not-eco-friendly-but-love-some-shrubbery-in-the-back-for-now kind of look! awsome!

**** Later that day****

Ed: What are you doing on the floor? Were you crying? Why?!


Grima: Shutup! Go away! I hate you both!


Eddie: geezz. want a hair cut? Looks like you really need one!

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yeah. i know. verry,very stupid. you can through trinkets at me now.
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