If Lord of the Rings was a soap opera...

[Morai]

I'd thought I'd do some odd ones:
The Ring: A depressed but evil soul that longs for its master. It has some identity issues, resulting of years of being stuck with a creature in a cave. The Ring loves to get other people in trouble, particularly the kind of trouble that results in death. It loves to have it's bearers wrapped around its finger and loves it when they become possessive. The Ring is quite flexible and can change its appearance and size to whatever fits the person that wears it.

Gollum: And we thought the Ring had issues. This guy is not only bipolar, but schitzophrenic as well. After his "preciousss" left him for a hobbit, Gollum has not been a happy camper. He ends up stalking the Ring and its new bearer, Frodo. Gollum then comes up with a plan to feed Frodo and his "fat-hobbit" friend to a spider to get his preciousss back.