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12-14-2004, 08:37 AM
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The Perilous Poet
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Heart of the matter
Posts: 1,062
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Denethor - Fire extinguisher.
Hobbit builders - a firm appreciation of the difficulty of hinging a truly round door,
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12-15-2004, 12:30 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,461
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Just one item on my shopping list for a very worthy recipient:
Elrond: A shed. As some of you will know, I feel that at times even the saintly Elrond must get a bit fed up of all the waifs, strays, distant relations and assorted hangers on who permanently clutter up his house- let alone the psycho-killer sons and airhead daughter :P . It doesn't have to be a shed as such, but he does need a place where he can get away from them all now and then. With a comfy chair, a supply of his favourite drink, books and his needle point...
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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12-15-2004, 12:39 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,521
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Gollum: "All I want for christmas are my two front teeth."
Saruman: How to take over the world for dummies Gimli: Salted pork! More to come later.... |
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12-16-2004, 01:45 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Ripping this off from Rimsky.
Númenóreans: A firm appreciation of how durned hard it is to clean those überhigh walls. Or a very tall ladder.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-24-2004, 10:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Smeagol: Psychiatric help.
Gollum: Don't listen to Smeagol. We're fine. All we wants is fishses. Aragorn: How to Earn Her Dad's Approval Faramir: How to Earn MY Dad's Approval Glorfindel: How to Destroy a Horse Thief Without Sparking the Horrible Rage of her Father Arwen: What Is Mortality?: A guide for daughters of half-elves who must choose between life and love without sparking the horrible rage of their fathers. Balrog: Deodorant, breathmints Pippin: On the Quantum Physics of the Multiple Universes Sam: Anti-Smeagol shield, electric zapping obedience collar for Smeagol. Frodo: The Art of Being Mauled to Near-Death by Everything Nearby and Surviving, Ringorette patch (Delivers a small dose of evil ring directily into the bloodstream, thereby helping to break ring addiction.) Grima: Makeover, Eowyn's hand in marriage. Eowyn: Stun gun for use on Grima.
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12-25-2004, 07:16 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: A place worse then Mordor........School!
Posts: 1,075
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Haldir: A helmet (to avoid nasty blows to the head
 )Frodo: Nazgul repelent Shelob: Hobbit repelent Legolas, Aragorn, etc: Fangirl repelent Sam: Gollum repelent Sauron: Visine (For dry, red eyes Visine is awsome) , ring insurance
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