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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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![]() Here's a little thing I've thought was cheezy. At the exit of Shelob's Lair, when Frodo is caught in the web, Gollum/Smeagol pops up and starts to sing: Smeagol: Naughty little fly, Why does it cry? Caught in a web, Soon he'll be... Gollum: Eaten. *headdesk* That is just a little painful. I mean, really, Gollum had hightailed it out of there as quick as he could. Frodo doesn't even see him again until Mount Doom. Yet, suddenly there he is, singing rhymes bad enough to make Tom Bombadil cringe. Thatta boy. *thwaps PJ* Abedithon le, ~ Saphy ~
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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[QUOTE]Smeagol: Naughty little fly,
Why does it cry? Caught in a web, Soon he'll be... Gollum: Eaten.[QUOTE] I don't know, I gues this line might have a little cheese to it, but not an overdose (for a change). Everyone is expecting him to just say 'dead', which is alright, but eaten has a much darker foreboding to it. Eaten implies a longer, more painful, and more terrifying death. He's not just going to be 'dead'...he's going to be eaten. ![]() Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 12-16-2004 at 01:04 PM. Reason: bad wording :P |
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Laconic Loreman
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![]() There's even a few lines in Tolkien that I find rather cheesy (but I laugh when I read them). I would say, there is a funny kind of cheesy lines, and a bad kind that leaves you wondering what the heck? "Well that settles it, shortcuts make long delays, but inns make longer ones." |
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La Belle Dame sans Merci
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"What's this... a ranger, caught off his guard?"
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Newly Deceased
Join Date: Dec 2004
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The by far cheesiest lines in the whole trilogy are to me the monologue of Sam at the end of TT.
I guess they wanted the audience to leave the cinema with a good feeling. For me it ruins the whole feeling of utter despair (that I felt at this point, reading the books). |
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Ad finem itineris
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"I am happy for you. He is an honorable man." - Théoden, TTT
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