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The Only Real Estel · 12-17-2004, 04:51 PM

Supposedly there's a new Denethor figure out. You can feed him food and he'll spit it back out all over himself.

Boromir88 · 12-17-2004, 05:05 PM

Ahh, Estel, but did you recognize the new Boromir doll out, the one full of holes

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Meela · 12-17-2004, 05:14 PM

I love the Denethor ideas! Personally I'd want him to be one of those action figures who has laser eyes that can detect fire or heat, so he automatically walks over to it and throws himself in. Would be very handy if something was burning in the kitchen.

And like Sapphire's nightlights and hat racks: not quite an action figure, but some sort of doorbell attachment in the shape of an Elf/Hobbit/Bombadil - take your pick- which sings their respective songs when the doorbell is rung, or shouts insults at the caller, whichever you feel suits your hospitality.

A Meela action figure? I suppose she comes as a bonus with the Denethor action figure. If he's malfunctioning, she'll pour the lighter fluid on for him.

I always wanted a Lothlorien set, which not only included action figures, but a forest scene with hidden flets, trap doors in trees with little slides inside the trunks, bushes that slide to one side and have elves jump out at you, and a light-up flet for Galadriel and Celeborn.

Oddwen · 12-17-2004, 05:54 PM

NEW! NEW NEW NEW!!! Middle-earth™ playscapes! Now you, too can re-create the drowning of Númenor™ in your very own bathtub!
(Ships of Elendil™ and swimming Tickle-Me-Ulmo™ sold seperately)
BUY THEM NOW! FREE SHIPPING!

Maeggaladiel · 12-18-2004, 02:07 AM

It's the new FIGWIT ACTION FIGURE! WITH NOSTRIL-FLARING ACTION! Press his hand to hear actual movie lines, such as:
"...."
"....."
"...?..."
"...*raise eyebrows*..."

Or the amazing FRODO CHIA PET! Plants grow on his head and feet.

The "Light-N-Sound" Morgul Blade. Turn your friends into Nasgul with realistic lights and sounds. (*Manufacturer is not responsible for loss of soul or transformation into enslaved undead creatures.)

A "Tickle Me Gollum" doll. (Sorry to the Tickle Me Ulmo folks.) With 25 words and phrases:
"It ticklesses us, preciouss!"
"ACK! Good master stopsss tickling us, yess?"
"NOOO! STOP! SHIIIRE! BAAAAGIIIIIIINSSSS!"
"If it touchesses us once more, we'll wring its filthy neck!"

How about a "Make Me Pretty" Mumakil doll? Comes with dark eyeshadow for you and Mumakil. Heh. Sorry. I'd better stop now.

Esgallhugwen · 12-18-2004, 01:18 PM

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It's the new FIGWIT ACTION FIGURE! WITH NOSTRIL-FLARING ACTION! Press his hand to hear actual movie lines, such as:
"...."
"....."
"...?..."
"...*raise eyebrows*..."

I'll never learn to stay clear of these threads when my parents are sleeping, lucky I have excellent control of my laughter reflexes, *starts giggling with hands cupped over her mouth*

Sappy the Scaredy Ent is hours of fun but be careful if you scare him he'll release syruppy sap (kind of like an octupus) all over your kid, you'll never be unsticky again. Great for waffles or French toast.

i have one more but I want to wait and see first....

Boromir88 · 12-18-2004, 02:41 PM

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Great for waffles or French toast.

I hope it's Grade A syrup

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The Only Real Estel · 12-18-2004, 04:03 PM

'Gothmog' doll that comes with a small waffle iron to add more lumps and bumps to his head.

12-17-2004, 05:14 PM	#3
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	I love the Denethor ideas! Personally I'd want him to be one of those action figures who has laser eyes that can detect fire or heat, so he automatically walks over to it and throws himself in. Would be very handy if something was burning in the kitchen. And like Sapphire's nightlights and hat racks: not quite an action figure, but some sort of doorbell attachment in the shape of an Elf/Hobbit/Bombadil - take your pick- which sings their respective songs when the doorbell is rung, or shouts insults at the caller, whichever you feel suits your hospitality. A Meela action figure? I suppose she comes as a bonus with the Denethor action figure. If he's malfunctioning, she'll pour the lighter fluid on for him. I always wanted a Lothlorien set, which not only included action figures, but a forest scene with hidden flets, trap doors in trees with little slides inside the trunks, bushes that slide to one side and have elves jump out at you, and a light-up flet for Galadriel and Celeborn. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-17-2004, 05:54 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	NEW! NEW NEW NEW!!! Middle-earth™ playscapes! Now you, too can re-create the drowning of Númenor™ in your very own bathtub! (Ships of Elendil™ and swimming Tickle-Me-Ulmo™ sold seperately) BUY THEM NOW! FREE SHIPPING! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-18-2004, 02:07 AM	#5
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	It's the new FIGWIT ACTION FIGURE! WITH NOSTRIL-FLARING ACTION! Press his hand to hear actual movie lines, such as: "...." "....." "...?..." "...raise eyebrows..." Or the amazing FRODO CHIA PET! Plants grow on his head and feet. The "Light-N-Sound" Morgul Blade. Turn your friends into Nasgul with realistic lights and sounds. (*Manufacturer is not responsible for loss of soul or transformation into enslaved undead creatures.) A "Tickle Me Gollum" doll. (Sorry to the Tickle Me Ulmo folks.) With 25 words and phrases: "It ticklesses us, preciouss!" "ACK! Good master stopsss tickling us, yess?" "NOOO! STOP! SHIIIRE! BAAAAGIIIIIIINSSSS!" "If it touchesses us once more, we'll wring its filthy neck!" How about a "Make Me Pretty" Mumakil doll? Comes with dark eyeshadow for you and Mumakil. Heh. Sorry. I'd better stop now. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

12-17-2004, 04:51 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Supposedly there's a new Denethor figure out. You can feed him food and he'll spit it back out all over himself.

12-17-2004, 05:05 PM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Ahh, Estel, but did you recognize the new Boromir doll out, the one full of holes .

12-18-2004, 04:03 PM	#8
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	'Gothmog' doll that comes with a small waffle iron to add more lumps and bumps to his head.