Tolkien Action figures you won't find in stores. - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Boromir88 · 12-18-2004, 02:41 PM

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Great for waffles or French toast.

I hope it's Grade A syrup

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The Only Real Estel · 12-18-2004, 04:03 PM

'Gothmog' doll that comes with a small waffle iron to add more lumps and bumps to his head.

The Elf-warrior · 12-18-2004, 08:32 PM

Among the exciting accessories Eowyn has a Dernhelm outfit, a talking sword* named Gurthang

, and a magic horse named Windfola and Grima Wormtongue has a bottle of poison, an electric guitar*, and an evil horse named Uruk-hai!! You can also buy the transforming Theoden at a 50% discount with the coupon in the box!! The back-from-the-dead Gandalf is also available too. Also available at a 25% discount with the coupons in the box the Faramir Ken, Aragorn Ken(Eowyn's true love.)

, and Arwen Barbie sets all with full accessories!!!**

*Batteries not included.

**Emyn Arnen, Minas Tirith and Rivendell dollhouses sold separately.

Lalwendë · 12-19-2004, 01:20 PM

What about Chav Gollum? I have just found this in my e-mail.

His action 'feature' could be sneaking away with preciousss ssstolen car stereos and pirated DVDsessss.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-19-2004, 01:30 PM

Thank you for providing me with even more nightmares Lalwende.

But where's his shellsuit? Chav Gollum would also come complete with several chunky gold rings, to replace that other ring he lost...

Esgallhugwen · 12-19-2004, 08:29 PM

Of Course its Grade A syrup, its from an Ent, its practically gold!

Coming Soon to a Toy Store near you,

Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™: half wolf, half battering ram, a whole lotta flaming terrorizing action!

Complete with kerosine and a lighter that looks like an orc.

Disclaimer: Mordor Inc. is not responsible for any destruction caused by Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ such as household devastation, human eradication and all-in-all annihilation of everything you hold dear.
Another Disclaimer: fumes of Kerosine should not be inhaled or ingested in any way, fingers should not be stuck into Grond- Hammer of the Underworld's™ mouth while flames are ignited.
Yet another Disclaimer: In fact its probably best not to invest in this item for the sake of your own life because the sheer fear that Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ is capable of instilling in people in the general vicinity would cause the downfall of Mankind.

Quirkette · 12-20-2004, 12:18 AM

Crying Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin dolls. Recreate many scenes from the movie, such as The Departure at Grey Havens and Frodo rejects Sam and Pippin listens to Gandalf's speech and Pippin sings for Denethor and Merry feels hungry and others!

Lalwendë · 12-20-2004, 01:46 AM

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But where's his shellsuit? Chav Gollum would also come complete with several chunky gold rings, to replace that other ring he lost...

It makes you wonder what the Ring would be like. Maybe a large sovereign with an England flag on it - £19.99 from Argos. And instead of fighting with Deagol after a day's fishing, he would attack him after a burnout meet on the local Asda carpark on a Saturday night... Poor Gollum, being associated with that!

Gil-Galad · 12-20-2004, 01:00 PM

New Gimli and Legolas Electric Toothbrushes, fighting the evil Orcivitis one tooth at a time...

12-18-2004, 08:32 PM	#3
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Eowyn Barbie 'n Grima Wormtongue Ken doll-set with Meduseld dollhouse. Among the exciting accessories Eowyn has a Dernhelm outfit, a talking sword* named Gurthang , and a magic horse named Windfola and Grima Wormtongue has a bottle of poison, an electric guitar, and an evil horse named Uruk-hai!! You can also buy the transforming Theoden at a 50% discount with the coupon in the box!! The back-from-the-dead Gandalf is also available too. Also available at a 25% discount with the coupons in the box the Faramir Ken, Aragorn Ken(Eowyn's true love.) , and Arwen Barbie sets all with full accessories!!!* Batteries not included. *Emyn Arnen, Minas Tirith and Rivendell dollhouses sold separately. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-19-2004, 01:30 PM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Thank you for providing me with even more nightmares Lalwende. But where's his shellsuit? Chav Gollum would also come complete with several chunky gold rings, to replace that other ring he lost... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-19-2004, 08:29 PM	#6
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Of Course its Grade A syrup, its from an Ent, its practically gold! Coming Soon to a Toy Store near you, Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™: half wolf, half battering ram, a whole lotta flaming terrorizing action! Complete with kerosine and a lighter that looks like an orc. Disclaimer: Mordor Inc. is not responsible for any destruction caused by Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ such as household devastation, human eradication and all-in-all annihilation of everything you hold dear. Another Disclaimer: fumes of Kerosine should not be inhaled or ingested in any way, fingers should not be stuck into Grond- Hammer of the Underworld's™ mouth while flames are ignited. Yet another Disclaimer: In fact its probably best not to invest in this item for the sake of your own life because the sheer fear that Grond- Hammer of the Underworld™ is capable of instilling in people in the general vicinity would cause the downfall of Mankind. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-20-2004, 12:18 AM	#7
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Crying Sam, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin dolls. Recreate many scenes from the movie, such as The Departure at Grey Havens and Frodo rejects Sam and Pippin listens to Gandalf's speech and Pippin sings for Denethor and Merry feels hungry and others! __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

12-20-2004, 01:00 PM	#9
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	New Gimli and Legolas Electric Toothbrushes, fighting the evil Orcivitis one tooth at a time... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-18-2004, 04:03 PM	#2
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	'Gothmog' doll that comes with a small waffle iron to add more lumps and bumps to his head.