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Fingolfin II · 01-07-2005, 07:19 PM

Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of the all?

Mirror:.........

Oddwen · 01-07-2005, 08:00 PM

When Boromir the Fair departed this Middle-earth, they Disco-ed in his memory.

Elennar Starfire · 01-07-2005, 08:58 PM

Galadriel: What do you mean there's a bird on my head?

Quote:

Actually, I heard that Utah has more LotR fans than any other state. Cool beans.

Really? That's spiff!

And Ka- I love Falco! *huggles*

Lhunardawen · 01-08-2005, 12:05 AM

Galadriel is finally convinced to install lightning rods in Lothlorien.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-08-2005, 03:44 AM

Galadriel got carried away by her title, the Lady of Light.

Boromir88 · 01-08-2005, 06:12 AM

Get your Galadriel doll in stores now, with crazy, glow in the dark action.

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-08-2005, 09:52 AM

Galadriel participating in morning elven aerobic classes.
Stretch...stretch...no pain, no gain...release the inner you...feel the burn...feel the burn...

Celeborn walks in the room..."Galadriel, my dear, you look absolutely radiant this morning!" (moves in for a kiss

)

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-08-2005, 10:49 AM

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.

The Only Real Estel · 01-08-2005, 11:12 AM

Frodo's suspicions that Galadriel wanted his Ring seemed to stem from the annoying fact that she always looked like a wraith in the Spirit World.

Mithalwen · 01-08-2005, 11:53 AM

Gandalf had developed a "Galadriel" Firework that he hoped would be a big seller.

Gurthang · 01-08-2005, 12:27 PM

The all new Time Freezer works on just about everything. Just look how it froze this elf in time!

THE Ka · 01-08-2005, 02:14 PM

Galadriel tries out for a Bowie music video...

or...

Galadriel proclaims to all that she is more glam than legolas.

~Hedwig Ka~

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-08-2005, 03:00 PM

Galadriel:

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how I’d become Sauron
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along
And so you're back, the One Ring
I just walked in to find you here, you terribly evil thing
I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your key
If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me.

Go on now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die.

Oh, no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give
And I, I will survive, I will survive....Hey, hey

*Chorus of Elves, Galadriel boogies*

It took all the strength I had, but you’re not my boss,
I can get along just fine even with your loss,
And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself,
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high.
And you see me, somebody new,
I'm not that chained up little person still wanting you.
And so you felt like dropping in, and just expect me to be free,
But I’m gettin’ ready to sail west, and I’m gonna stay me.

Go on now go, walk out the door.
Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore.
Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye,
You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die,

Oh no not I, I will survive
Oh as long as I now how to love, I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I will survive, I will survive...Oh *Pause & Repeat*

With apologies to Gloria Gaynor.

Meela · 01-08-2005, 03:52 PM

Celeborn soon thought twice about confronting Galadriel over who really wore the trousers in the relationship... and he definitely knew not to borrow her hair extensions again without asking.

The Elf-warrior · 01-08-2005, 07:12 PM

Grima: "Oh, it's not me who has banished all no-balrog-wingites from the Tolkien subculture, it's the Professor himself."

Galadriel freaks out when Frodo said Balrogs could fly.

Elennar Starfire · 01-08-2005, 07:25 PM

Ah, cloud pictures...

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-08-2005, 07:36 PM

Fordim, that was inspired!

If I could rep you, I would ...

Celeborn: *Ulp!* Honestly, my love. There's nothing going on between us. I was only helping her with her ropework lessons ...

Oddwen · 01-08-2005, 09:10 PM

Gally: I caught a fish in the Mirrormere, and it was this big!

Lhunardawen · 01-09-2005, 12:23 AM

Galadriel succumbs to the dark...err...side.

Evisse the Blue · 01-09-2005, 08:50 AM

Galadriel: Turn on those damn lights!

(too much FX makes you short-sighted)

OR

When there was a power shortage in Lothlorien, the Elves had to exploit the abilities of their Lady of Light to the maximum. Unfortunately, after a couple of nights, she looked completely burnt out.

Esgallhugwen · 01-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Electro therapy didn't exactly help Galadriel's situation

Bêthberry · 01-09-2005, 12:17 PM

Gimli: All I wanted was to braid her hair like my beard.

Nimrodel_9 · 01-09-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato.

Hee hee... potato.

Once again, the rabid fan-girl attacks.

elronds_daughter · 01-09-2005, 05:43 PM

Galadriel had finally had it with 'Celebore'

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-09-2005, 07:29 PM

Galadriel: All shall love me and despair!

Gimli: But I already love you and despair!

Smart move, Gimli.

Gurthang · 01-09-2005, 07:32 PM

"Evil Dr. Frankenstein decided to try to use Galandriel for the energy source to give his moster life." (Mad Laughter in the background)

THE Ka · 01-09-2005, 07:56 PM

Time for another picture, I was looing at off-scene shots and this cracked me up... Viggo's expression is priceless....

I HATE you...

*Ka falls out of chair laughing

Gil-Galad · 01-09-2005, 08:04 PM

Boromir: "And then i said, Teals isn't a colour! ha ha ha ha!"

Aragorn: "man...when is he gonna die already...if only this weapon didn't cost a bunch of money, theres no way i'm repaying for it after stabbing him...*grumbles off*"

Gurthang · 01-09-2005, 08:13 PM

In a little down time, Viggo and Sean decide to do a little crocodile hunting to relieve stress.

Sean: (in a very fake Austrailian accent)"It's a gorgeous day for a little croc hunting. Anybody want to dive in a stir one up?"

Elennar Starfire · 01-09-2005, 08:16 PM

Aragorn: *turns around* What the... There's a camera here!

Boromir: Smile! You're on Candid Camera!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Sean: Hehe. Aragorn falls off a cliff.

the phantom · 01-09-2005, 09:33 PM

Sean: Hey, Viggo! Check out the monitor. This camera angle makes me look like a hobbit next to you!

Viggo: That's nice, Sean. (grrr

...big dummy's always getting us in trouble messing with the equipment)

the phantom · 01-09-2005, 09:38 PM

Sean: Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that he's the leading man but I get the awesome, glorious, heroic death scene at the end? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Lalwendë · 01-10-2005, 05:46 AM

Aragorn vowed never to get into a rowing boat with Boromir ever again after his 'humorous' rocking of the craft in the middle of the local boating lake.

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-10-2005, 07:04 AM

Unamused by Boromir's jokes about Arwen, Aragorn severed the rope holding the boat above the falls of Rauros.

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-10-2005, 08:05 AM

Aragorn: Bagsie the orange dinghy.

Bêthberry · 01-10-2005, 08:20 AM

Aragorn: I have to get that close to him? We have to share that small boat?

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-10-2005, 08:59 AM

*Viggo reacts to a suggested plot change: Boromir gets turned into a hobbit by Galadriel*

Lalwendë · 01-10-2005, 09:33 AM

On the Gondor awayday, Boromir found himself laughing nervously as his team leader forced him into a leaky canoe while brandishing a threatening looking big stick.

The Elf-warrior · 01-10-2005, 12:05 PM

Viggo Mortensen was not amused by Sean Bean and John Rhys-Davis's smiling contest.

01-07-2005, 07:19 PM	#3641
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Galadriel: Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of the all? Mirror:......... __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-07-2005, 08:00 PM	#3642
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	On a rather somber note. When Boromir the Fair departed this Middle-earth, they Disco-ed in his memory. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-08-2005, 12:05 AM	#3644
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Now this is creepy... Galadriel is finally convinced to install lightning rods in Lothlorien.

01-08-2005, 03:44 AM	#3645
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Galadriel got carried away by her title, the Lady of Light. __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-08-2005, 09:52 AM	#3647
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Galadriel participating in morning elven aerobic classes. Stretch...stretch...no pain, no gain...release the inner you...feel the burn...feel the burn... Celeborn walks in the room..."Galadriel, my dear, you look absolutely radiant this morning!" (moves in for a kiss ) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-08-2005, 06:12 AM	#3646
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Get your Galadriel doll in stores now, with crazy, glow in the dark action.

01-08-2005, 10:49 AM	#3648
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Samwise: Well, I don't care what she says. If that isn't magic, then I'm a potato. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-08-2005, 11:12 AM	#3649
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo's suspicions that Galadriel wanted his Ring seemed to stem from the annoying fact that she always looked like a wraith in the Spirit World. Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 01-08-2005 at 11:28 AM.

01-08-2005, 11:53 AM	#3650
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Gandalf had developed a "Galadriel" Firework that he hoped would be a big seller. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-08-2005, 12:27 PM	#3651
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The all new Time Freezer works on just about everything. Just look how it froze this elf in time! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-08-2005, 02:14 PM	#3652
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Galadriel tries out for a Bowie music video... or... Galadriel proclaims to all that she is more glam than legolas. ~Hedwig Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-08-2005, 03:00 PM	#3653
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Galadriel: At first I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinkin I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how I’d become Sauron And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along And so you're back, the One Ring I just walked in to find you here, you terribly evil thing I should've changed that stupid lock, I should've made you leave your key If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me. Go on now go, walk out the door, Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye, You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die. Oh, no not I, I will survive, Oh as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give And I, I will survive, I will survive....Hey, hey Chorus of Elves, Galadriel boogies It took all the strength I had, but you’re not my boss, I can get along just fine even with your loss, And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself, I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high. And you see me, somebody new, I'm not that chained up little person still wanting you. And so you felt like dropping in, and just expect me to be free, But I’m gettin’ ready to sail west, and I’m gonna stay me. Go on now go, walk out the door. Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with the Great Eye, You think I'd crumble, you think I'd lay down and die, Oh no not I, I will survive Oh as long as I now how to love, I know I'll stay alive, I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, I will survive, I will survive...Oh Pause & Repeat With apologies to Gloria Gaynor. __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

01-08-2005, 03:52 PM	#3654
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Celeborn soon thought twice about confronting Galadriel over who really wore the trousers in the relationship... and he definitely knew not to borrow her hair extensions again without asking. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-08-2005, 07:12 PM	#3655
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Grima and Galadriel weigh in on the Balrog wing debate. Grima: "Oh, it's not me who has banished all no-balrog-wingites from the Tolkien subculture, it's the Professor himself." Galadriel freaks out when Frodo said Balrogs could fly. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-08-2005, 07:25 PM	#3656
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Ah, cloud pictures... __________________ Don't let me die!

01-08-2005, 07:36 PM	#3657
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Fordim, that was inspired! If I could rep you, I would ... Celeborn: Ulp! Honestly, my love. There's nothing going on between us. I was only helping her with her ropework lessons ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-08-2005, 09:10 PM	#3658
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gally: I caught a fish in the Mirrormere, and it was this big! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-09-2005, 12:23 AM	#3659
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Galadriel succumbs to the dark...err...side.

01-09-2005, 08:50 AM	#3660
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Galadriel: Turn on those damn lights! (too much FX makes you short-sighted) OR When there was a power shortage in Lothlorien, the Elves had to exploit the abilities of their Lady of Light to the maximum. Unfortunately, after a couple of nights, she looked completely burnt out. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

01-09-2005, 11:34 AM	#3661
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Electro therapy didn't exactly help Galadriel's situation __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-09-2005, 12:17 PM	#3662
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Gimli: All I wanted was to braid her hair like my beard. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-09-2005, 05:43 PM	#3664
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Galadriel had finally had it with 'Celebore' __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-09-2005, 07:29 PM	#3665
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	No Éowyn this time. Galadriel: All shall love me and despair! Gimli: But I already love you and despair! Smart move, Gimli. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-09-2005, 07:32 PM	#3666
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	"Evil Dr. Frankenstein decided to try to use Galandriel for the energy source to give his moster life." (Mad Laughter in the background) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-09-2005, 07:56 PM	#3667
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Where Time for another picture, I was looing at off-scene shots and this cracked me up... Viggo's expression is priceless.... I HATE you... Ka falls out of chair laughing __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 01-11-2005 at 12:25 AM. Reason: well, you see, there was this orange...*

01-09-2005, 08:04 PM	#3668
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Boromir: "And then i said, Teals isn't a colour! ha ha ha ha!" Aragorn: "man...when is he gonna die already...if only this weapon didn't cost a bunch of money, theres no way i'm repaying for it after stabbing him...grumbles off" __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-09-2005, 08:13 PM	#3669
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	In a little down time, Viggo and Sean decide to do a little crocodile hunting to relieve stress. Sean: (in a very fake Austrailian accent)"It's a gorgeous day for a little croc hunting. Anybody want to dive in a stir one up?" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-09-2005, 08:16 PM	#3670
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Aragorn: turns around What the... There's a camera here! Boromir: Smile! You're on Candid Camera! __________________ Don't let me die!

01-09-2005, 09:19 PM	#3671
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Having read the TTT script . . . Sean: Hehe. Aragorn falls off a cliff. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-09-2005, 09:33 PM	#3672
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Sean: Hey, Viggo! Check out the monitor. This camera angle makes me look like a hobbit next to you! Viggo: That's nice, Sean. (grrr ...big dummy's always getting us in trouble messing with the equipment) __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

01-09-2005, 09:38 PM	#3673
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Sean: Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that he's the leading man but I get the awesome, glorious, heroic death scene at the end? Ha ha ha ha ha ha! __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

01-10-2005, 05:46 AM	#3674
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn vowed never to get into a rowing boat with Boromir ever again after his 'humorous' rocking of the craft in the middle of the local boating lake. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-10-2005, 07:04 AM	#3675
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Unamused by Boromir's jokes about Arwen, Aragorn severed the rope holding the boat above the falls of Rauros.

01-10-2005, 08:05 AM	#3676
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Aragorn: Bagsie the orange dinghy. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-10-2005, 08:20 AM	#3677
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Aragorn: I have to get that close to him? We have to share that small boat? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.