what would you do as an elf - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

THE Ka · 01-09-2005, 02:54 PM

I would control Seattle... Allowing as many protesters to terrorize the city, Turn the whole city into a forest, get rid of pink (though it's not common up here...

) and have the streets play Rasputina, Belle&Sebastian, David Bowie and Dresden Dolls endlessly... Also, I would find a Boromir-look-alike and make him my pet. Then, all the hobo's and I would have a ballroom party and maybe we would invite everyone else. Of course, David Bowie would come and have a concert and the tickets WOULD NOT be sold out! Then, I would give him Queen Anne Hill and make him the Goblin King. Before I forget, All theatres (Movie and live performance) would play Hedwig and the Angry Inch and The Life Aquatic (BOWIE IN PORTUGUESE!!! Ahh!)

Getting back would be another story, I would most likely be like elrond and throw frequent "serious councils"

inviting all to find someone and put them in their representative chair. Then I think we would have coffee and lembas.

Yep. Sounds wonderful. Don't you think?

~Dreaming Ka~

Maeggaladiel · 01-10-2005, 01:15 PM

Start a REAL Society for Nearsighted Elves. (Hee hee.)

I'd probably just march around with the "Better Than Thou" attitude, looking down my perfect elven nose at all the pathetic round-eared puny mortals. Yeah. That'd rock. And then I'd use my perfect elven bow skills to see if elves really CAN shoot a bird's eye in the dark. And then I'd probably feel so bad for the now-blind bird that I'd go into mourning and sail across the ocean trying to find the Gray Havens. I'd probably end up in Hawaii, though. Not that that's a bad thing.

Frodo Baggins · 01-10-2005, 07:43 PM

mmmm I may look down my elven nose at pathetic mortals but I would hope that I would be wat I always imagined most elves to be. Wise, kind, gentle (save to enemies),learned, helpful.

Of course, I could be danerous to anyone I disliked, snobby, prissy, AND, I would fight off with sword, spear and bow all the construction workers around here who cunt down tons of trees.

Nuindacilien · 01-10-2005, 10:34 PM

I would (of course) walk on snow. And use my super-sight to spy on people.

Heh. Just kidding. But I would walk on snow! Hm, let's see.... Oh, and I would use my wonderful archery skills to shoot orcses. (I actually wish I was good at archery, but I've never tried it!

) That's about all I can think of atm...

~Nuinda

Lyta_Underhill · 01-11-2005, 01:00 AM

I'd finally have enough time to build the perfect rock garden and treehouse and plant lots of cherry trees in secluded locations just so I could come back in 300 years and look at them, because I'm an Elf and I've got the time!

Cheers!
Lyta

P.S. I'd also have time to REALLY look into the Mirror of Galadriel...

Catherine · 01-12-2005, 09:02 PM

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surf down the school staircase

Yeah me too!! That would be sooo cool!!

I would also marry Legolas (yes I am one of those crazy Lego fangirls)
Hummm.....I would get earrings for my cool pointy ears! Also...Idk but it would be soooo cool to be an elf!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-13-2005, 08:55 AM

I would go out and use my beautiful appearance to have a really good time.

I would also wonder why people kept looking at my ears when they are plainly as ordinary and uninteresting as everyone elses!

01-09-2005, 02:54 PM	#1
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Come, come to the ball! Don't forget your hobo! I would control Seattle... Allowing as many protesters to terrorize the city, Turn the whole city into a forest, get rid of pink (though it's not common up here... ) and have the streets play Rasputina, Belle&Sebastian, David Bowie and Dresden Dolls endlessly... Also, I would find a Boromir-look-alike and make him my pet. Then, all the hobo's and I would have a ballroom party and maybe we would invite everyone else. Of course, David Bowie would come and have a concert and the tickets WOULD NOT be sold out! Then, I would give him Queen Anne Hill and make him the Goblin King. Before I forget, All theatres (Movie and live performance) would play Hedwig and the Angry Inch and The Life Aquatic (BOWIE IN PORTUGUESE!!! Ahh!) Getting back would be another story, I would most likely be like elrond and throw frequent "serious councils" inviting all to find someone and put them in their representative chair. Then I think we would have coffee and lembas. Yep. Sounds wonderful. Don't you think? ~Dreaming Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 01-14-2005 at 03:43 PM. Reason: Cannot forget Hedwig...

01-10-2005, 01:15 PM	#2
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Start a REAL Society for Nearsighted Elves. (Hee hee.) I'd probably just march around with the "Better Than Thou" attitude, looking down my perfect elven nose at all the pathetic round-eared puny mortals. Yeah. That'd rock. And then I'd use my perfect elven bow skills to see if elves really CAN shoot a bird's eye in the dark. And then I'd probably feel so bad for the now-blind bird that I'd go into mourning and sail across the ocean trying to find the Gray Havens. I'd probably end up in Hawaii, though. Not that that's a bad thing. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-10-2005, 07:43 PM	#3
Frodo Baggins Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bag-End, Under-Hill, Hobbiton-across-the Water Posts: 606	mmmm I may look down my elven nose at pathetic mortals but I would hope that I would be wat I always imagined most elves to be. Wise, kind, gentle (save to enemies),learned, helpful. Of course, I could be danerous to anyone I disliked, snobby, prissy, AND, I would fight off with sword, spear and bow all the construction workers around here who cunt down tons of trees. __________________ "I'm your huckleberry....that's just my game."

01-10-2005, 10:34 PM	#4
Nuindacilien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 12	I would (of course) walk on snow. And use my super-sight to spy on people. Heh. Just kidding. But I would walk on snow! Hm, let's see.... Oh, and I would use my wonderful archery skills to shoot orcses. (I actually wish I was good at archery, but I've never tried it! ) That's about all I can think of atm... ~Nuinda __________________ I have nothing profound to say here, so I'll just ramble on for a bit.....

01-11-2005, 01:00 AM	#5
Lyta_Underhill Haunted Halfling Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules Posts: 841	I'd finally have enough time to build the perfect rock garden and treehouse and plant lots of cherry trees in secluded locations just so I could come back in 300 years and look at them, because I'm an Elf and I've got the time! Cheers! Lyta P.S. I'd also have time to REALLY look into the Mirror of Galadriel... __________________ “…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”

01-13-2005, 08:55 AM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I would go out and use my beautiful appearance to have a really good time. I would also wonder why people kept looking at my ears when they are plainly as ordinary and uninteresting as everyone elses! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond