what would you do as an elf - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Maeggaladiel · 01-10-2005, 01:15 PM

Start a REAL Society for Nearsighted Elves. (Hee hee.)

I'd probably just march around with the "Better Than Thou" attitude, looking down my perfect elven nose at all the pathetic round-eared puny mortals. Yeah. That'd rock. And then I'd use my perfect elven bow skills to see if elves really CAN shoot a bird's eye in the dark. And then I'd probably feel so bad for the now-blind bird that I'd go into mourning and sail across the ocean trying to find the Gray Havens. I'd probably end up in Hawaii, though. Not that that's a bad thing.

Frodo Baggins · 01-10-2005, 07:43 PM

mmmm I may look down my elven nose at pathetic mortals but I would hope that I would be wat I always imagined most elves to be. Wise, kind, gentle (save to enemies),learned, helpful.

Of course, I could be danerous to anyone I disliked, snobby, prissy, AND, I would fight off with sword, spear and bow all the construction workers around here who cunt down tons of trees.

Nuindacilien · 01-10-2005, 10:34 PM

I would (of course) walk on snow. And use my super-sight to spy on people.

Heh. Just kidding. But I would walk on snow! Hm, let's see.... Oh, and I would use my wonderful archery skills to shoot orcses. (I actually wish I was good at archery, but I've never tried it!

) That's about all I can think of atm...

~Nuinda

Lyta_Underhill · 01-11-2005, 01:00 AM

I'd finally have enough time to build the perfect rock garden and treehouse and plant lots of cherry trees in secluded locations just so I could come back in 300 years and look at them, because I'm an Elf and I've got the time!

Cheers!
Lyta

P.S. I'd also have time to REALLY look into the Mirror of Galadriel...

Catherine · 01-12-2005, 09:02 PM

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surf down the school staircase

Yeah me too!! That would be sooo cool!!

I would also marry Legolas (yes I am one of those crazy Lego fangirls)
Hummm.....I would get earrings for my cool pointy ears! Also...Idk but it would be soooo cool to be an elf!!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-13-2005, 08:55 AM

I would go out and use my beautiful appearance to have a really good time.

I would also wonder why people kept looking at my ears when they are plainly as ordinary and uninteresting as everyone elses!

Morgul Queen · 01-15-2005, 10:33 PM

Call me boring, but I'd probably spend a lot of my time making maille and practising swordfighting, not to mention working in a resturaunt for money.

If I made it back to M-e, I'd try to get a job in Lord Elrond's library.

Yep, that's what I'd be most likely to do. Given half a chance, I'd re-locate to Lothlorien, but I don't get the feeling that they like outsiders very much, and living in Mirkwood would probably get me killed.

Rivendell it is!

01-10-2005, 01:15 PM	#1
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Start a REAL Society for Nearsighted Elves. (Hee hee.) I'd probably just march around with the "Better Than Thou" attitude, looking down my perfect elven nose at all the pathetic round-eared puny mortals. Yeah. That'd rock. And then I'd use my perfect elven bow skills to see if elves really CAN shoot a bird's eye in the dark. And then I'd probably feel so bad for the now-blind bird that I'd go into mourning and sail across the ocean trying to find the Gray Havens. I'd probably end up in Hawaii, though. Not that that's a bad thing. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-10-2005, 07:43 PM	#2
Frodo Baggins Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Bag-End, Under-Hill, Hobbiton-across-the Water Posts: 606	mmmm I may look down my elven nose at pathetic mortals but I would hope that I would be wat I always imagined most elves to be. Wise, kind, gentle (save to enemies),learned, helpful. Of course, I could be danerous to anyone I disliked, snobby, prissy, AND, I would fight off with sword, spear and bow all the construction workers around here who cunt down tons of trees. __________________ "I'm your huckleberry....that's just my game."

01-10-2005, 10:34 PM	#3
Nuindacilien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mirkwood Posts: 12	I would (of course) walk on snow. And use my super-sight to spy on people. Heh. Just kidding. But I would walk on snow! Hm, let's see.... Oh, and I would use my wonderful archery skills to shoot orcses. (I actually wish I was good at archery, but I've never tried it! ) That's about all I can think of atm... ~Nuinda __________________ I have nothing profound to say here, so I'll just ramble on for a bit.....

01-11-2005, 01:00 AM	#4
Lyta_Underhill Haunted Halfling Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: an uncounted length of steps--floating between air molecules Posts: 841	I'd finally have enough time to build the perfect rock garden and treehouse and plant lots of cherry trees in secluded locations just so I could come back in 300 years and look at them, because I'm an Elf and I've got the time! Cheers! Lyta P.S. I'd also have time to REALLY look into the Mirror of Galadriel... __________________ “…she laid herself to rest upon Cerin Amroth; and there is her green grave, until the world is changed, and all the days of her life are utterly forgotten by men that come after, and elanor and niphredil bloom no more east of the Sea.”

01-13-2005, 08:55 AM	#6
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I would go out and use my beautiful appearance to have a really good time. I would also wonder why people kept looking at my ears when they are plainly as ordinary and uninteresting as everyone elses! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-15-2005, 10:33 PM	#7
Morgul Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dontgonearthe Castle Posts: 414	Call me boring, but I'd probably spend a lot of my time making maille and practising swordfighting, not to mention working in a resturaunt for money. If I made it back to M-e, I'd try to get a job in Lord Elrond's library. Yep, that's what I'd be most likely to do. Given half a chance, I'd re-locate to Lothlorien, but I don't get the feeling that they like outsiders very much, and living in Mirkwood would probably get me killed. Rivendell it is! __________________ Athrabeth is still doing the wave for Boromir the Disco-King Oh...and call me Morgy!