Limerick, anyone?

[Formendacil]

There once was a hobbit from the land of the Shire,
Whose goal was to find the chamber of fire,
Once he was there,
Standing high in the air,
His ring was stolen by a thief and a liar.

Gil-galad was a great Elven king,
Who died in Mordor a-battling,
His mother unknown,
It is clearly shown,
He left no heir or princeling.