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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-16-2005, 04:11 PM

Sea shanties and beer on the tides, I see. Whatever will those stone-faced Immortal Ones think?

The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests. O my! Kids these days!

A greeting to all our friends,

from the Court of Aragorn.

(Where I don't think I'll ever be leaving, judging by the deranged warblings that are my recent posts)

the phantom · 02-16-2005, 05:58 PM

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The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests.

The people of Minas Tirith can rest easy now that the phantom has arrived. He will have things looking and sounding regal again within the day, and the worst of the misbehaving miscreants will be locked in the White Tower.

Firefoot · 02-16-2005, 06:15 PM

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The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests.

The people of Minas Tirith can rest easy now that the phantom has arrived. He will have things looking and sounding regal again within the day, and the worst of the misbehaving miscreants will be locked in the White Tower.

Finally!

They've not been listening to me...

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 10:23 AM

[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim]
The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests. O my! Kids these days!

from the Court of Aragorn.
QUOTE]

Look what they started here when they took to drinking beer in their undies... and my redecoration was a complete waste of time ...... it is now more "moulin rouge" than a citadel of taste and elegance ...... the string quartet is playing electric instruments and wearing leather and the library has been turned into a "chill out" room - whatever that is .... .and don't get me started on what they have done to the court of the fountain...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2005, 10:58 AM

Don't I have immunity, granted by the King himself?

Anyway, acts of debauchery are victimless crimes; like punching someone in the dark.

Peace.

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Don't I have immunity, granted by the King himself?

Anyway, acts of debauchery are victimless crimes; like punching someone in the dark.

Peace.

Find me wheatgrass, alka-seltzer and ear-plugs and all is forgiven. Find me a decent espresso and I might give this debauchery another go....

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2005, 11:10 AM

Debauchery's a funny thing (no, bear with me, I'm actually going somewhere with this). You see, back in the day, it was considered debauched to eat marshmallows. Why, when I used to live in the Old Forest, I could barely walk around without angry deer shooting me wicked glances for wearing red boots.

So you see, the Court should be permitted our freedoms. It's like a big social experiment.

As much coffee as you please Mithalwen. It's some of the finest Nurn coffee, I believe. Wonderful stuff...

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Debauchery's a funny thing (no, bare with me.....

Is that an invitation?

LOL

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2005, 11:15 AM

Swiftly edited.

The first time I've ever felt the need to use that particular emoticon.

Biff did it. He wants to make me look terrible (even more so) because he is sickened by what the Court has become. Biff's favourite barrowdowners are Fordim, davem, Sauce and the Wight himself. I think he loathes me. Probably because I scream at him all the time.

the phantom · 02-17-2005, 11:35 AM

I have used my influence to obtain a new decree the King!

"I, Aragorn Elessar Estel Strider Longshanks Telcontar, declare that from this moment until the Last Battle-

1) The fountain is to spout WATER!

2) The library is off limits to all but those on my list of scholars. Anyone caught using books or piles of manuscript as a foot rest, a coaster, or as tinder will be booked and then "booked" (like a stoning, only books are used in place of rocks).

3) Anyone who uses the word "debauchery" without cringing will be taken to "Denny's leap" where the perpetrator will be made to emulate the recently deceased Steward.

4) Those who hinder Mithalwen's redecoration efforts will be locked in Chinese handcuffs and have their mouths sealed, and then will be taken to Ioreth's house to sit in the living room as a conversation piece."

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 11:40 AM

Oh Phantom .... you are no fun anymore......

And the library thing reminds me of the solemn declaration I had to make on joining the Bodleian, not to set fire to the place .... I mean the thought never occured til they suggested it......

Lalwendë · 02-17-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by the phantom

4) Those who hinder Mithalwen's redecoration efforts will be locked in Chinese handcuffs and have their mouths sealed, and then will be taken to Ioreth's house to sit in the living room as a conversation piece."

With all this talk of debauchery and freudian slips about baring things and leather, they might like that kind of thing.

I should think up some more sedate punishments if I were you, like being forced to learn embroidery or something of that nature.

mark12_30 · 02-17-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mithalwen

...... the string quartet is playing electric instruments and leather ...

The quartet is playing leather? Horrifying indeed. I brought my strat to Elrond's porch just in time.

Mithalwen · 02-17-2005, 11:27 AM

Oops I have corrected this to the intended "wearing leather" ... sorry Eomer distracted me....

02-16-2005, 04:11 PM	#1
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	A friendly update Sea shanties and beer on the tides, I see. Whatever will those stone-faced Immortal Ones think? The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests. O my! Kids these days! A greeting to all our friends, from the Court of Aragorn. (Where I don't think I'll ever be leaving, judging by the deranged warblings that are my recent posts) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-17-2005, 10:23 AM	#4
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	[QUOTE=Eomer of the Rohirrim] The residents of Minas Tirith have become slighty perturbed about the incessant loud rock music blaring from the massive speakers of the Court. They are also outraged at the so-called - and I quote - 'lack of morals' displayed by the guests. O my! Kids these days! from the Court of Aragorn. QUOTE] Look what they started here when they took to drinking beer in their undies... and my redecoration was a complete waste of time ...... it is now more "moulin rouge" than a citadel of taste and elegance ...... the string quartet is playing electric instruments and wearing leather and the library has been turned into a "chill out" room - whatever that is .... .and don't get me started on what they have done to the court of the fountain... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 02-17-2005 at 11:26 AM. Reason: crucial missing word

02-17-2005, 10:58 AM	#5
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Don't I have immunity, granted by the King himself? Anyway, acts of debauchery are victimless crimes; like punching someone in the dark. Peace. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 02-17-2005 at 10:59 AM. Reason: To add yet more hilarity; also the Wargs made me do it.

02-17-2005, 11:10 AM	#7
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Debauchery's a funny thing (no, bear with me, I'm actually going somewhere with this). You see, back in the day, it was considered debauched to eat marshmallows. Why, when I used to live in the Old Forest, I could barely walk around without angry deer shooting me wicked glances for wearing red boots. So you see, the Court should be permitted our freedoms. It's like a big social experiment. As much coffee as you please Mithalwen. It's some of the finest Nurn coffee, I believe. Wonderful stuff... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-17-2005, 11:15 AM	#9
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Swiftly edited. The first time I've ever felt the need to use that particular emoticon. Biff did it. He wants to make me look terrible (even more so) because he is sickened by what the Court has become. Biff's favourite barrowdowners are Fordim, davem, Sauce and the Wight himself. I think he loathes me. Probably because I scream at him all the time. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 02-17-2005 at 11:19 AM. Reason: To punish Biff

02-17-2005, 11:35 AM	#10
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I have used my influence to obtain a new decree the King! "I, Aragorn Elessar Estel Strider Longshanks Telcontar, declare that from this moment until the Last Battle- 1) The fountain is to spout WATER! 2) The library is off limits to all but those on my list of scholars. Anyone caught using books or piles of manuscript as a foot rest, a coaster, or as tinder will be booked and then "booked" (like a stoning, only books are used in place of rocks). 3) Anyone who uses the word "debauchery" without cringing will be taken to "Denny's leap" where the perpetrator will be made to emulate the recently deceased Steward. 4) Those who hinder Mithalwen's redecoration efforts will be locked in Chinese handcuffs and have their mouths sealed, and then will be taken to Ioreth's house to sit in the living room as a conversation piece." __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important. Last edited by the phantom; 02-17-2005 at 11:39 AM.

02-17-2005, 11:40 AM	#11
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	Oh Phantom .... you are no fun anymore...... And the library thing reminds me of the solemn declaration I had to make on joining the Bodleian, not to set fire to the place .... I mean the thought never occured til they suggested it...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

02-17-2005, 11:27 AM	#14
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	Oops I have corrected this to the intended "wearing leather" ... sorry Eomer distracted me.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace