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Neurion · 03-07-2005, 11:25 AM

And I say that you are all beneath us.

The Elves are by far the greatest of the Free Races.
We are the wisest, by far the longest-lived, the most graceful and elegant of examples of Illuvatar's creation, and we can drink wine for days on end without falling over (dismiss any of those Hobbit rumours to the contrary you may have heard ).

We are the greatest warriors, the tallest and most endurant, we can walk over new-blown snow without leaving a mark and see clearly beyond even the sight of the Eagles. We are the fairest forms of life upon Middle-Earth, and the fairest of our maidens cause flowers to bloom even as they tread lightly over the grass (strangely enough though, many of the most high and beautiful among them also have atrocious taste in choosing their mates).

Do not try and fight against what you know to be true. We of the Eldar are the greatest and all else must properly bow before us.

03-07-2005, 11:25 AM	#9
Neurion Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Standing amidst the slaughter I have wreaked upon the orcs Posts: 258	And I say that you are all beneath us. The Elves are by far the greatest of the Free Races. We are the wisest, by far the longest-lived, the most graceful and elegant of examples of Illuvatar's creation, and we can drink wine for days on end without falling over (dismiss any of those Hobbit rumours to the contrary you may have heard ). We are the greatest warriors, the tallest and most endurant, we can walk over new-blown snow without leaving a mark and see clearly beyond even the sight of the Eagles. We are the fairest forms of life upon Middle-Earth, and the fairest of our maidens cause flowers to bloom even as they tread lightly over the grass (strangely enough though, many of the most high and beautiful among them also have atrocious taste in choosing their mates). Do not try and fight against what you know to be true. We of the Eldar are the greatest and all else must properly bow before us. __________________ ____________________________________ "And a cold voice rang forth from the blade. Yea, I will drink thy blood, that I may forget the blood of Beleg my master, and of Brandir slain unjustly. I will slay thee swiftly." Last edited by Neurion; 03-07-2005 at 12:37 PM.