If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mark12_30 · 03-09-2005, 03:37 PM

Look up to see if Frodo had destroyed the Ring yet.

the guy who be short · 03-09-2005, 03:53 PM

Bar the gates!

Then take my trusty bow (made of a few small pieces of wood) and irritate them with my seven ro so arrows. Then barricade myself and presume that I have more supplies for one person in my house than the orcs have supplies outside.

Sett · 03-09-2005, 04:15 PM

If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would.

1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things
2. Get them to buy aprons from the local store
3. Give them gardening tools and say the weeds stole there land.
4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door

Lady_Galadriel · 05-26-2005, 09:41 AM

If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would.

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Originally Posted by Sett

1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things

.. hey you took my idea!!! first i would hose down the nasty orcs and when they were nice and wet they would go mentally insane becasue they dont know how to deal with being sparkly clean!!!

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Originally Posted by Sett

4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door

oh i labsolutley love that idea!! orkish lawn gnomes!!! yay!!!!!!

Amanaduial the archer · 05-26-2005, 10:22 AM

Wonder what took them so long. Psh. You just can't get the staff these days...*mutters*

03-09-2005, 03:37 PM	#1
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Look up to see if Frodo had destroyed the Ring yet. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

05-26-2005, 10:22 AM	#5
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,347	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would... Wonder what took them so long. Psh. You just can't get the staff these days...mutters __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

03-09-2005, 03:53 PM	#2
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Bar the gates! Then take my trusty bow (made of a few small pieces of wood) and irritate them with my seven ro so arrows. Then barricade myself and presume that I have more supplies for one person in my house than the orcs have supplies outside.

03-09-2005, 04:15 PM	#3
Sett Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Baths of Hell Posts: 24	If i found 200,000 orcs outside my front door i would. 1. Get the hose and spray down those smelly things 2. Get them to buy aprons from the local store 3. Give them gardening tools and say the weeds stole there land. 4. and finally i would get them to pose as gnomes so i dont get damned Jehovas Witnessess coming to the door