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03-12-2005, 06:14 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
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Nice. Here's another:
Sauron: Tech Support? TS: Yes, how can we *whisper* not *whisper* help you? Sauron: Yes, well i was playing around in my yard a couple of days ago, and this guy stole my ring. TS: Stole your ring? Sauron: Yeah, he cut my finger off and took it! I was...um...I was wondering if I could have another? TS: I'll have to ask my supervisor ~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~ Do you have your recipt? Sauron: I think so. Let me check... ~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~ Um...I don't have the receipt for the ring, but I have a recipt for another item I purchased the same day, will that work? TS: Hold please... ~*~ Ten Hours Later ~*~ No, it won't Sauron: Well...don't you have some kind of theft policy? TS: No. We'd have to actually care about the customer in order to have that Sauron: Well? TS: Well what? Sauron: Do you? TS: Do I what? Sauron: Care? TS: About what? Sauron: The customer? TS: No Sauron: That's it! I'm going to target!
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