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Carrûn · 03-14-2005, 03:51 PM

Frodo: Sure Boromir, take the Ring. It's too much of a burden anyway.

Aniriuq Raevla · 03-15-2005, 08:23 AM

Saruman: *wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" * "Save the forests!

Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George!

Arwen: Marry me Aragorn!
Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy!
Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale!
Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick.
Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! *grabs 1 of Aragorns arms*
Eowyn: No! he's mine! *grabs the other of Aragorns arms*
*they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn*
Aragorn: *whimper* help me.....

Esgallhugwen · 03-15-2005, 05:57 PM

Malbeth the Seer: Oh, I never saw that coming

Sauron: I should really try to listen to my servants and give them the respect they deserve

Frodo: I'm more of a mood ring kind of guy, thanks anyway Gandalf

Celebaglar · 03-15-2005, 07:26 PM

legolas- {falls on his face} duuh, fun was that one

TPotSS · 03-15-2005, 09:58 PM

Sam- "Elves suck!"

Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast."

Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!"

Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least."

Mim- "I wish I was an elf."

Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky."

Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space."

Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No"

Frodo- "Go home, Sam!"

The Elf-warrior · 03-16-2005, 04:34 PM

Gollum: "Ugh! Raw catfish is disgusting Mr. Frodo."

Frodo: "Dude, those Nazgul are awsome man!"

Sam: "Sure, Gollum. I'll have some raw rabbit."

Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, I will wield my sword in your service till Saruman is destroyed."

Smaug: "I will gladly turn over my treasure to you."

Boromir: "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king."

Gurthang · 03-17-2005, 05:23 PM

Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas!

Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over.

Pippin: Smoking kills!

Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers!

Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done.

(Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!)

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03-14-2005, 03:51 PM	#1
Carrûn Wight Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind you, counting to 3 Posts: 234	Frodo: Sure Boromir, take the Ring. It's too much of a burden anyway. __________________ "Dic, hospes, Spartae, nos te hic vidisse iacentes dum sanctis patriae legibus obsequimur."

03-15-2005, 08:23 AM	#2
Aniriuq Raevla Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: South Texas,yeeehah! ;) Posts: 17	Saruman: wears a t-shirt that says "Trees Hugger" "Save the forests! Uruk leader: Why, hello there little hobbit. Aint you a cutie? I'm gonna hug you and kiss you and pet you and name you George! Arwen: Marry me Aragorn! Eowyn: Dont marry her! She's too pointy! Arwen: Oh yeah? Well you're too pale! Eowyn: Pale like a 'pale spring that has not yet come to woman hood'! .... Is that something to be proud of? Anyway, you're just a concieted elf chick. Arwen: Why you- Aragorn is mine! grabs 1 of Aragorns arms Eowyn: No! he's mine! grabs the other of Aragorns arms they pull back and forth, screaming ownership over Aragorn Aragorn: whimper help me..... __________________ He who is full of himself,is likely to be quite empty.

03-15-2005, 05:57 PM	#3
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Malbeth the Seer: Oh, I never saw that coming Sauron: I should really try to listen to my servants and give them the respect they deserve Frodo: I'm more of a mood ring kind of guy, thanks anyway Gandalf __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

03-15-2005, 09:58 PM	#5
TPotSS Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: the captain's chair Posts: 42	Sam- "Elves suck!" Bombur- "No, sorry, no food for me. I'm on a fast." Sauron- "I like bunnies. Aren't they cute? Oh, oh- kitties too!" Pippin- "What was that, you ask? I really have no idea, and I don't care. Not curious in the least." Mim- "I wish I was an elf." Beorn- "Boy, I'd really like some bear jerky." Thorin= "Anyone want the Arkenstone? Come and get it. Dang thing takes up too much space." Any Elf giving advice- "Yes" or "No" Frodo- "Go home, Sam!" __________________ You can't be a great painter. You only have one ear.

03-16-2005, 04:34 PM	#6
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gollum: "Ugh! Raw catfish is disgusting Mr. Frodo." Frodo: "Dude, those Nazgul are awsome man!" Sam: "Sure, Gollum. I'll have some raw rabbit." Grima Wormtongue: "Theoden, I will wield my sword in your service till Saruman is destroyed." Smaug: "I will gladly turn over my treasure to you." Boromir: "Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-15-2005, 07:26 PM	#4
Celebaglar Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Among the host of the noldor, and the last high elves that dwell in middle eath Posts: 31	legolas- {falls on his face} duuh, fun was that one

03-17-2005, 05:23 PM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gollum: Hungry? Why wait, grab some Lembas! Morgoth: Hey, Sauron. I'm gonna retire. You can take over. Pippin: Smoking kills! Gandalf: Forget the staff, I need me one of them there lightsabers! Denethor: Whew! Here comes the King. My job's done. (Suddenly, out of nowhere, Saruman comes out and starts juggling Palantirs?!) . __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.