Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The Elf-warrior · 04-04-2005, 07:14 PM

Unfortunately Gimli wouldn't give up the true One Ring.

Meneltarmacil · 04-04-2005, 07:42 PM

Fortunately, a cow randomly fell on Gimli's head and squished him.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-04-2005, 08:43 PM

Joining in, since I've read the book "Fortunately" to grades 1-4 in a library,
and it's universally liked.

Unfortunately, the ring flew into the air and landed on one
of the cow's horns, causing the cow and ring to vanish from sight.

The Elf-warrior · 04-04-2005, 08:48 PM

Fortunately the cow left hoof prints thus showing Legolas where to shoot.

Firefoot · 04-04-2005, 09:15 PM

Unfortunately, Legolas has (*gasp*) run out of arrows.

Neurion · 04-05-2005, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firefoot

Unfortunately, Legolas has (*gasp*) run out of arrows.

Fortunately, Pippin was standing by, and so noticing the long and awful-looking point on his barbutt Legolas seized the sturdy Hobbit without a moment's hesitation and swiftly nocking his makeshift (and recalcitrant) dart, shot him from his bow in the general direction of the unfortunate bovine whose life would be so tragically and shortly cut off totally unbeknownst to it.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-05-2005, 09:59 AM

Unfortunately, a hungry Great Eagle was flying by and as the
unfortunate bovine reappeared scooped the cow into the air.

04-04-2005, 07:14 PM	#1
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gimli wouldn't give up the true One Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-04-2005, 07:42 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a cow randomly fell on Gimli's head and squished him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

04-04-2005, 08:43 PM	#3
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Joining in, since I've read the book "Fortunately" to grades 1-4 in a library, and it's universally liked. Unfortunately, the ring flew into the air and landed on one of the cow's horns, causing the cow and ring to vanish from sight. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-04-2005, 08:48 PM	#4
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the cow left hoof prints thus showing Legolas where to shoot. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. Last edited by The Elf-warrior; 04-04-2005 at 08:49 PM. Reason: I forgot to capitalize Legolas.

04-05-2005, 09:59 AM	#7
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately, a hungry Great Eagle was flying by and as the unfortunate bovine reappeared scooped the cow into the air. __________________ Aure Entuluva! Last edited by Tuor of Gondolin; 04-05-2005 at 10:04 AM.

04-04-2005, 09:15 PM	#5
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Unfortunately, Legolas has (gasp) run out of arrows.