Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Kath · 04-12-2005, 07:33 AM

Fortunately the Gondorian was wearing so much armour that he drowned before he could put the Ring on and Arry got hold of it before it sank to the bottom.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-12-2005, 02:51 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn was to weak too handle the Ring, and when confronted by Gimli, he chopped the Dwarf's arm off in a demented fury.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 04-12-2005, 03:52 PM

Fortunately, Dwarves always carry a spare.

Tuor of Gondolin · 04-12-2005, 04:17 PM

And unfortunately for Aragorn, Gimli hurled the now
superfluous arm at him and as it spun towards Aragorn's eye
he instinctively flung his arm up sending the ring flying into a passing ship.

Evisse the Blue · 04-13-2005, 05:49 AM

Fortunately, the ship was populated with the ghosts of evil Haradrim, who due to their already altered state, were in no need of invisibility rings, not to mention being unable to understand the luring of the Ring because it spoke in the Common language.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-13-2005, 06:55 AM

. . . the Ring spoke in the Haradrim tongue, and it tempted them with free doughnuts holes. Which the spectral types loved to eat.

Kath · 04-13-2005, 09:46 AM

Fortunately the King of the Dead was allergic to the doughnut holes and was lucid enough to give the Ring to Frodo - who just happened to be passing through.

04-12-2005, 07:33 AM	#1
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the Gondorian was wearing so much armour that he drowned before he could put the Ring on and Arry got hold of it before it sank to the bottom. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

04-12-2005, 02:51 PM	#2
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Unfortunately, Aragorn was to weak too handle the Ring, and when confronted by Gimli, he chopped the Dwarf's arm off in a demented fury. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 04-12-2005 at 02:52 PM. Reason: o

04-12-2005, 03:52 PM	#3
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Fortunately, Dwarves always carry a spare. __________________ peace

04-12-2005, 04:17 PM	#4
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	And unfortunately for Aragorn, Gimli hurled the now superfluous arm at him and as it spun towards Aragorn's eye he instinctively flung his arm up sending the ring flying into a passing ship. __________________ Aure Entuluva!

04-13-2005, 05:49 AM	#5
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Fortunately, the ship was populated with the ghosts of evil Haradrim, who due to their already altered state, were in no need of invisibility rings, not to mention being unable to understand the luring of the Ring because it spoke in the Common language. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

04-13-2005, 06:55 AM	#6
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . the Ring spoke in the Haradrim tongue, and it tempted them with free doughnuts holes. Which the spectral types loved to eat. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-13-2005, 09:46 AM	#7
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately the King of the Dead was allergic to the doughnut holes and was lucid enough to give the Ring to Frodo - who just happened to be passing through. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”