Is this all there is?

[Elendhel]

All Fantasy Lands have every conceivable form of climate and landform - mountains, deserts, swamps, glaciers, forests - arranged randomly across the landscape contrary to any known principles of geography or ecology.

Er...Does this guy not get that it's fantasy...FANTASY.

This Villain always has access to vast armies which require no food, payment or other provisioning and can travel thousands of mile and lay siege to cities without any need for a catering corps

FANTASY! IT MEANS IT'S NOT REAL!

Someone should really tell him that.