New Movie Script

[Oddwen]

Originally Posted by Nilpie

I think someone better than I should do the lighting of the more-than-seven Beacons.

Well if you insist!


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Scene: Flying over the mountains, to Rohan we go

As the first beacon is lit, it is suspiciously soon followed by the next...and the next...and the next, all down the line. Alas, it was the last anyone ever heard of the brave Beacon Guarders, for they all were found months later in various poses of gruesome death.
Some were chok'd by treefrogs, and one brave Guardian's head was found, its face eerily white as the windblown snow it rested on. One body was still dangling from a makeshift gallows with the noose still about his neck, and yet another bore the nametag "Hi, I'm ____, Lynch Me!", which apparently had happened. In a hut, remains were found of human flesh boiling in saucepans...while in the snow around a man kneeling with his head in a frozen bucket of water there were evidences of some breed of large dog, which were not prone to wander to those high places. Investigators in later years discounted the deaths and they were officially said to have been caused by "Severe Windburn".


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Um, yeah...couldn't find a reliable script, had to do that from my poor memory.