Lost in Translation

[Holbytlass]

Originally Posted by Elrowen Tinúviel

hmm... I never really thought of an elbow as particularly musical m'self.

They're not, they're comedic, you know, funny bone! har-har

This could develop into a rather funny game....

what's this originally?

good later part of I

[wilwarin538]

I tried my sig:

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell "Storms suck!".

which became:

Their probabilities the end to take through the average screw of the
impressive lightning disappear to the expensive outpost, if you he he
are apprehensions under a tree, beat their fist with the sky and urlo
of suck!" of "donner the attack more also; in.

and with the extra three languages:

The effect and receives and the occasion of the material of " the
puntura not to shout outside that mien worries the battery; Juice, in
the order for dargli the attack also! If it is aspects arrested for
" of the use in Kinosita, the registries of the fist; It is.

Juice?!?

[Morsul the Dark]

you shall not PASS!

or more to the point, what i got was this nifty tidbit

They do not EXCEED!!

and for those that remember the morsul,gil-galad wars

Dark Wind and the elf king fought long on the downs and in the end dark wind lost **

is now

The dark wind and that the king eleven who is fought a long time, throw and in the dark wind of the end lost

**(putting the english translations in was too fix the fact the site diddnt know what was going on)

and one more

Boromir the disco king and legolas the elf pretty-boy took up arms against the crazed fan girls

Boromir that discokoenig and - legolas the young people took arms against those moves with made girls of ventilator

hehe

[Glirdan]

Using Shelob's site, old Tom Bombadill's first song that Frodo and Sam hear, which is:

Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling!
Light goes the weather-wind and the feathered starling.
Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight,
Waiting on the doorstep for the cold starlight,
There my pretty lady is, River-woman's daughter,
Slender as the willow-wand, clearer than the water.
Old Tom Bombadil lilies bringing
Comes hopping home again. Can you hear him singing?
Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! and merry-o,
Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
Poor old Willow-man, you tuck your roots away!
Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day.
Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing.
Hey! Come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?

becomes (without the three extra languages):

Hé! The content of the thymus comes! Thymus derry! My person or thing
of the favorite! The light survives he Mitwind and the dumb Starling
the end of the work. Decree to lower the stature under the assemblies,
shining in the consideration of the sun, the cold the light of the
asterisks where the value of the initial end that is examinee, my to
break itself here graceful, of that one they fem he of the river of
the girls, dilue as the magical bar of the grass, pulitori like the
water. Old to obtain of the reading that of the water of the Bombadill
tone still jumps it comes to the house. You can mean them, in the
ordered order to sing? Hé! The content of the thymus comes! Thymus
derry! and therefore allegro of Goldberry, Goldberry, places the
allegro of yelloe! Old deficient wishing where the man, distant
rempliez he separated his roots! Intone on one hour of the connecting
rod. The night follows the day in the a marries to decree that
obtains, the one of goes innaffiare the reading you agiain of the Hé
tone! The thymus of Derry comes! You can mean them, the end to sing?

and with the three extras:

The content of the thymus comes! Thymus of Derry! My greater part of
the personal love! Which probably the wind of the behavior of
light/write interests the assemblies feather/spring and of the
Starling it disappears. Under the assembly that the cleaned interests
of the woman arrives, it has lucentezza of the cut in the information
entrance, light of the asterisks that obvious calm in the delay for
the point under examinación of fêz with the post ã. ã. 6á. with
the girl of the daily light of sig.ra von the Fluss of the water one
compares finally to something here. The old man ã. ã., of that one
giglio of the water of Bombadil has, arrives luppolo from the second
restorations nonupdated within enquérir of foam/home. if of latta a
so distant one how much, of that he stops to sing it? The content of
the thymus comes! Thymus of Derry! Rents of and Goldberry or or
allegro and allegro of yelloe of Goldberry! Old personnel to longone
of Willwo, progress of the sails! ã. ã. dulled the hour. The night
comes like result of the date. Giglio of the water of agiain that has
in ã. ã. is foam/home.! The thymus of Derry comes! when inner
enquérir if of latta one until, that the song?

Thymus? Luncentezza!?!? GIGLIO!?!?!?!?

[wilwarin538]

Old personnel to longone of Willwo

Ha Willwo, thats almost my name.

[The Elf-warrior]

My signature turns into: "But we must have energy, energy to order it all the things during us a will, for good those which see only the intelligent box."

[Glirdan]

Bilbo's last words to Gandalf at Bag End:

The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins a larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And wither then? I cannot say.

without the three extra languages:

The way goes always indefinitely to the surface more under possible of
the door, where it began. To load for him is distant the way he to the
left in the front part and must follow, if the case and with alive
desires of the feet is continuous, until that one it does not connect
a greater method, where many ways he gather of the movement and the
operation. Défraîchissez of and then? I cannot say.

and with them:

The feeding of the track goes of the door, that one that begins
saldamente. To load for her is the feeding of the track is not going
to have directly to continue the switches and rifiniti, around to the
temporary one is enthusiastic he begun herzlichst of exijiu for many
ways of the movement and the feet of the conference of the instruction
to become him the connected thing new, to the food of the continuous
mines of the case that. Red color of E? That mine broad is not
interested with saying.

Sladmente, rifiniti, herrzlechst oh my!

Red color of E??? And what the heck is exijiu!?!?!?

[the guy who be short]

It had bathtubs and the boilers arrested it in all the part, took a bathtub to a protection that it protected and they analyzed it underneath two bathtubs, when to dance!

'The thoughts that are dangerous' the aforesaid Joe, within me whisper.

This one had me in stitches. It's one of those rare moments of brilliance that make me love these so much. A little scene played out in my head with SpM covered in bathtubs, and a small contingent of boilers (on legs) marching up and arresting him. And the end is so oddly philosophical looking.

TGWBS -> the type, that one is short
The Saucepan Man -> the man of the bathtub ()
The Barrow-Wight -> The Wheelbarrow Wight Wight
Eomer of the Rohirrim -> Eomer I gave Rohirrim
Feanor of the Peredhil -> Feanor I gave Peredhil
dancing spawn of ungoliant -> To the dance of usury ungoliant