Lost in Translation

[wilwarin538]

I tried my sig:

Your chances of getting hit by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell "Storms suck!".

which became:

Their probabilities the end to take through the average screw of the
impressive lightning disappear to the expensive outpost, if you he he
are apprehensions under a tree, beat their fist with the sky and urlo
of suck!" of "donner the attack more also; in.

and with the extra three languages:

The effect and receives and the occasion of the material of " the
puntura not to shout outside that mien worries the battery; Juice, in
the order for dargli the attack also! If it is aspects arrested for
" of the use in Kinosita, the registries of the fist; It is.

Juice?!?