If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 02:15 PM

If they're as skilled in combat as most enemy soldiers in the movies are, I'd probably defeat them easily.

Lily Bombadil · 09-05-2005, 02:28 PM

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ID RUN AND SCREAM LIKE A LITTEL GIRL.

Well, Wayne, I'm glad you're honest.

In that situation, naturally, I would be terrified. Then I would try to find out if they were merely humans in costume. If they were the real deal, as it were, I would lead a campaign to get rid of all the cheerleaders in my school, the drill team, and the pansy school mascot (who might be the son of the Indian from the Village People, 'cause he sure bears resemblance). I'm sorry. I don't hate people with school spirit; just the ones at MY school. But mostly the mascot. He betrayed me once. Love you guys!

Just so you all know, I'd rally up the orcs and lead them into the gymnasium during Friday's pep rally. Hope it's football season! Cheers!

Bergil · 09-05-2005, 06:02 PM

I'd alter their egoes

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:08 PM

I'd ask Gothmog, if he was there "Did you hit yourself in the face with an iron thinking it was the phone?"

Lily Bombadil · 09-09-2005, 09:34 PM

I've changed my mind: I'll let the cheerleaders live. Instead, I want the orcs to attack my stupid ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend who looks like a confounded kindergartener!!!!!

Glirdan · 09-09-2005, 09:47 PM

That's kind of harsh, don't you think Lily?

Anyway getting back on topic...

I'd get them imersed in an argument about Balrog's and wherther or not they have wings. This will cause them to fight and thsu kill eash other off. Then, when there is only a few left with the same ideas, I'll kill them myself!!

Pallando · 09-09-2005, 09:59 PM

....wonder how all those orcs can fit on a seven-foot tall door.

....shut the door and go back to bed. I am not a morning person, and my neighbors can deal with them (or the National Guard, whichever works out).

....give them all pieces of candy for their great costumes and mutter as I close the door "who knew that was a popular Halloween outfit?".

....scream in terror and seal the door.

09-02-2005, 02:15 PM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	If they're as skilled in combat as most enemy soldiers in the movies are, I'd probably defeat them easily. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-05-2005, 06:02 PM	#3
Bergil Wight Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the Lepetomaine Gambling Casino For The Insane Posts: 157	I'd alter their egoes __________________ I support...something.

09-09-2005, 09:08 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I'd ask Gothmog, if he was there "Did you hit yourself in the face with an iron thinking it was the phone?" __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 09:34 PM	#5
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	An Even Better Idea... I've changed my mind: I'll let the cheerleaders live. Instead, I want the orcs to attack my stupid ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend who looks like a confounded kindergartener!!!!! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

09-09-2005, 09:47 PM	#6
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	That's kind of harsh, don't you think Lily? Anyway getting back on topic... I'd get them imersed in an argument about Balrog's and wherther or not they have wings. This will cause them to fight and thsu kill eash other off. Then, when there is only a few left with the same ideas, I'll kill them myself!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-09-2005, 09:59 PM	#7
Pallando Wight Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: On your grave, Dancing. Posts: 101	If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would.... ....wonder how all those orcs can fit on a seven-foot tall door. ....shut the door and go back to bed. I am not a morning person, and my neighbors can deal with them (or the National Guard, whichever works out). ....give them all pieces of candy for their great costumes and mutter as I close the door "who knew that was a popular Halloween outfit?". ....scream in terror and seal the door.