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Old 09-06-2005, 05:41 PM   #1
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++Gollum

Arwen may be whiny and annoying, but Gollum is a plain nuisance. I'm tired of hearing him constantly lament his lost precioussss. And he's always causing squabbles between the Sackville-Bagginses and Bilbo by bringing up the story of his adventures. Furthermore, both Frodo and Bilbo are tired of being called "thief, Baggins" all day. It's putting quite a damper on the hobbits' spirits. And frankly, I don't want to hear it anymore either.

Besides, Gollum is always stealing my fish. It takes all day to catch a fish on this island, and hard work it is too. I just want to have some nice, tasty grilled salmon without having to hear about how I've spoiled the nice fissh or needing to play tug-of-war against Mr. Gollum's teeth.
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:48 PM   #2
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Silmaril Oh yay, more voting! :)

I'd like to vote for

++Radagast!

Those birds of his keep flying all over the place and making such a ghastly mess all over everything. This is the third time I've had to wash my hair this afternoon alone. Either he and his birds go, or I do!
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Old 09-06-2005, 05:53 PM   #3
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I must band-wagon with the Perky Ent on this one.

++Arwen

After how she so rudely pushed Glorfindel out of the picture, she deserves it.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:00 PM   #4
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Surely it's a no brainer.

++GANDALF

He gets out of the tasks by saying that he can only "guide" since some "higher authority" prevents him from direct participation. When things need doing, he disappears for hours on end on some unspecified "business" and then appears again all of a sudden without explanation. He is irritable, even more so now that the pipeweed has run out. And he can also be a bit of a bully, picking on Pippin and Denethor in particular.

What's more, if we vote him off now maybe he will return as Gandalf the White Survivor and be a bit more darn useful around the camp.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:03 PM   #5
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Yes I definetely agree with the Arwen arguement and therefore I shall vote...

++ARWEN

She pushed Glorfindel from his horse just to get a bigger role in the movie!! Why couldn't she have gone with her dear old dad into the West and never return and thus leave all of the rest alone.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:13 PM   #6
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Wow. I finally get to off some of 'em.

But which one...

I'm leaing toward Thranduil, for having Legolas. What was he thinking?

Or maybe Sauron, for just being a total bi-otch and stealing the Witch-King's limelight.

Hmm... Well, here goes.

++The Saucepan Man

Woops...I mean,

++Thranduil (for reasons stated above)
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:21 PM   #7
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I am going to vote for

++Grishnakh

he is always quareling with the other members of his tribe and is all set on stealing things from the hobbit tribe.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:22 PM   #8
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Perky, sorry, I must discount Balrog-Ents vote unless we happen to have a tie, we can't have mass lynchings...I mean..cast offs.

Kitanna, don't know if you are familiar with the show or not, but basically there's 12 people sent to an island all by themselves (though I doubt it). The losing tribe in the challenge has to vote one of their players off. Well, here to keep things simple, simply vote for one of the LOTR characters on the list. At the end of the days' voting the person with the most is "cast off" and we continue to the next. Again, voting for this day will be done at 5 pm (Eastern standard time, which I think is 9 pm barrowdowns time, if you want to figure out yours from there).

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Hmm... Well, here goes.

++The Saucepan Man
Haha, Durelin, ahh the werewolf is all in us. Good logic for Thranduil, what was he thinking?

So far the votes are...

Arwen- 3
Radagast- 1
Thranduil- 1
Alatar- 1
Gandalf- 1
Grishnakh- 1
Gollum- 1
Lotho- 1

And Saucepan- 1...oops, disregard that.
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Old 09-06-2005, 06:31 PM   #9
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Hmm... Well, here goes.

++The Saucepan Man
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Haha, Durelin, ahh the werewolf is all in us.
Yes GIl, it is, it is. The good old Werewolf game, which just happens to be my first and I've lasted this long!! I thought I would have been lynched or attacked by now. But I'm not complaining.
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Old 09-10-2005, 02:04 PM   #10
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Perky, sorry, I must discount Balrog-Ents vote unless we happen to have a tie, we can't have mass lynchings...I mean..cast offs. (emphasis mine)
I don't think Boromir88 had double-lynchings...oops...cast-offs in mind, although I could have misunderstood. So I vote for the tie-breaker option should Legolas and Tom wind up with the same number of votes (at least until Boro returns to give the final word). That will make things more interesting than a simple double vote off anyway.
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