Assigned to Mordor Planning/Discussion Thread

[Kath]

Guy & Kath, as with Enca & tp, you can post your lists, character descrip, and first posts here. I'll let you know right here what may need to be changed.

In that case ignore my last PM! I've done the lists though not the bio or post yet.

I assigned:
Saying pronounciation rather than pronumciation
ATMs
Yoda
Overzealous political correctness
Role of Ranger
Geography teachers
Hayfever
Fathers who think they know everything about computers, and then delete programs because they don't know what they're doing or because if it's not theirs it can't possibly be important
Inability to breathe
Hypocritical parents
PE teachers who don't understand asthma
Overly neurotic parents
Hovering parents
Adults that think teenage gripes are just due to hormones
Parents in general
Osteopaths who try to crush you
Going to school when it's pointless
Lying TV people who say the adverts are no louder than the programmes
UCAS applications and personal statements
Online forms and filling them out
Figuring out where to go to university
Being banned from the internet
The logic that means you are banned from the net for tying up the phone lines but are then allowed to be on the phone for 2 hours
People you think are your friends who then turn round and stab you in the back
The internet when it isn't working and you have to restart the computer before it will let you log back on
Adverts
Sneezing when halfway up a climbing wall with a belayer you don't entirely trust
Paranoia
Going to the dentist
School
Procrastinating
Being too ill to walk

Wow, I complain a lot! Other list later as I have to get off the net.

EDIT: here it be

I have been assigned for:
Being a hypocrite
Paying with too much change
Assigning minor irritations to the most miserable, dangerous and evil place in the world without a moments thought
Being a person
Cutting queues
Being pedantic about spelling
Leaving my phone on in class
Using non standard words
Speaking English
Using 'myself and . . .'
Not liking white chocolate
Being unable to turn down food dares
Misusing apostrophes
Making weird faces and comments to those who like black liquorice
Continually complaining about languages
Making off topic posts
Liking a thread but not being able to think of anything to say
Being a conspiracy theorist
Not listening to nagging, seemingly irrrelevant thoughts
Being an offspring who doesn't understand the difficulty of being a parent
Being a child
Procrastinating
Having bad habits
Being a soda and coke drinker
Not signing positive reps (admittedly by accident)
Moaning about having to do tests
Being a girl
Discriminating against the stupid
Being told to do something and immediately not wanting to do it as a result
British spelling is true spelling
Using dangling prepositions
Speaking
Worrying about offending others


There. Bio and post on the way once I've written them.