Middle Earth Dating Service

[Orominuialwen]

You go for well-educated older individuals who aren't always emotionally available, seeing as they're usually grouchy, or too busy saving the world, or whatever.

You like them to be rough and tough and carry a big staff, but you're also content to share a cozy smoke and a chat about the meaning of life.

Just make sure you don't get suckered into brushing that crazy hair all day long. Oh, and that whole Grey/White split personality thing can't quite be solved with detergent.

You're a GANDALF GEISHA!

Although once when I was making a list of the male literary characters I'm most fond of, I did realize that three out of the five were 13-18 years older than their wives!