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Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-23-2005, 01:30 PM

Q: Do balrogs have wings?
A: No.

Or, even funnier, and certainly more inaccurate...

Q: Do balrogs have wings?
A: Yes, but they don't work.

Q: What shape are Elves' ears?
A: Pointy.

Q: Is Eru God?
A: No.

Q: Was Legolas Blond?
A: Yes.

Q: What do wargs look like?
A: Lemmings.

Q: What really happened at the Cracks of Mount Doom?
A: Gollum just slipped, purely by accident.

Q: Was Celebrian raped?
A: No.

Q: Did Arwen and Aragorn have sex before marriage?
A: No.

Q: Do orcs have belly-buttons?
A: Yes.

11-23-2005, 01:30 PM	#8
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Q: Do balrogs have wings? A: No. Or, even funnier, and certainly more inaccurate... Q: Do balrogs have wings? A: Yes, but they don't work. Q: What shape are Elves' ears? A: Pointy. Q: Is Eru God? A: No. Q: Was Legolas Blond? A: Yes. Q: What do wargs look like? A: Lemmings. Q: What really happened at the Cracks of Mount Doom? A: Gollum just slipped, purely by accident. Q: Was Celebrian raped? A: No. Q: Did Arwen and Aragorn have sex before marriage? A: No. Q: Do orcs have belly-buttons? A: Yes.